Biatch............

ok...got it...



75 days....


==............

I hack kao you next time...........................










End.

Update Update.

My update about my upcoming daily progress.

Nothing much, but I'm pretty happy about myself recently.


Able to achieve quite a few things in my life. well, it's about time.

Hehe.



Been doing a lot of designing for my college assignments.

Fellow classmates thought my works are not bad, lecturer likes it too.

It really makes me feel good and keeping my spirit up and motivated. ^^



I even got a opportunity call from a friend of mine, he wanted me to try out a few character designs for his upcoming Online Game. ^^



But...there is this subject, Corporate Communication I took in college...

We are undergoing some big project where we have to create an event, which we have to help an orphanage...

And...aside from my usual specialty as creative crew...I was assigned as an Facilitator.


What's a Facilitator?


This is pretty much what a Facilitator does. Look!






































Don't get the idea? Your loss :)


Jokes, for those who understands.

I swear, that is not a Facilitator.



Facilitator is pretty like a combination of these following roles.

babysitter/team leader/role model.



I know, right?

Why me?

I do certainly hope the kids are still able to crawl away after for months under my care.

Are you sure I was even qualified to be a "Role Model"?

Are you EVEN sure I was a guy who can walk past inside the church? *HISS*




Putting that aside...that pisses me off actually..

As a Facilitator...I was listed as one the "compulsory" ones who has to come to the meeting/bonding sessions with the children...

There goes my auditioning for character designs and class trip with my classmates...



Sigh...








Cath: LoL, you never ceased to amaze me with your evil jokes.


P.S: Have I mentioned anything about me. Being a good guy? :D





End.

Road Runners.

Usually, morning session in college has never been this joyous and fun to me, ever since I have my wife, name's MyVi.

As i had my usual cup of Nestum, that smooth and rich creamy taste runs down my throat before I leave.

Busting my music playlist on the high volume in the morning is the one of the thing that's keep my high and happy. You don't have to worry anything about parents yelling on you about the volume.

As I stepped on the car pedal...aah...god...the sensational touch....LIFE'S GOOD! :D











Until 5 minutes later, in front of Hin Hua...

WHAAAT THE FAARK IS THIS!!!!!???




The jam..traffic jam...is not like any usual traffic jam you've seen...

MY GOD.......

This is the jam...

The Jam that makes you feel like pissing on someone...

The Jam that makes you feel like getting out of the car...and get back inside..


Oh no...why...



As I doing my casual driving...trying to keep to my temper...

"Disturb the Chi, you shall not, my young padawan." Master Yoda says to me.



And out of no where this Little Indian in front of me gave me a sudden break!!!!

MA DE HUAK GE!!!

KA NI NIANG NIANG YOU!!!!!!

NI MA MA PET PET!!!!!!

CHING CHONG LING LONG YOU!!!!!!!


Of course...I managed to break...leading the cars behind doing sudden breaks as well..

This is not the first time I've seen these Indians doing "stunts" like this..

I almost crashed like today once before..

and the worst part is...even though you know is his fault for keep making dangerous sudden breaks, yet you can't do anything about it...because this Little Indian is from the Majlis Potong Kuku (MPK)


Damn pek cek...so I quickly cut to the front...to avoid this guy in front of me doing some new breath taking stunts again...

So i waited for my opportunity to cut to the second lane...and there it is, the so called opportunity to cut inside, and it was quite a long distance too!

When I was about to cut, that guy noticed it...so..

HE STEPPED ON HIS MOTHERF**KING OIL PEDAL TO SPEED!!!!!!

AND MY POOR CAR'S HALF BODY WAS ALREADY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

AS I WAS WRITING MY WILL BEFORE I DIE, GUESS WHAT?????

THAT "GENIUS" DID ANOTHER ANNOYING SUDDEN BREAK, AND GUESS WHO IS THAT DRIVER????





CO-RRec-TO!!!! INDIANS!!!!!!



And today...in this post...I would like to dedicate a song to Indians...


One little,

Two little,

Three little Indians,

Four little,

Five little,

Six little Indians,

Seven little,

Eight little,

Nine little and

TEN LITTLE BLACK ASSHOLES!!!!










As I carry on with my down and despaired journey..

I reached..the core factor of the jam...


An accident..

And the drivers was busy ke-po...they slowed down their cars...

Wa-lao-eh....

After I passed the jam...damn free.............the road is so damn god free....I can even park my car in the middle..oso won't cause a jam...

And there was policemen too...standing beside the accident scenes...

Chatting and smiling at each other......


In other countries, when there are accidents..

The first thing the policemen do is call for ambulance or help.

And then they will manage the roads, ensuring the traffic keeps moving without causing any unnecessary traffic jams...


But this 2 policemen...why...why you make me so angry?





Sigh...I went back on the road...

Until subang toll...there is another jam...


My usual morning also stuck on there, so I wasn't really pissed about it...

But the jam a bit earlier than usual...but i really didn't care much about it...





After 15 minutes of jam...I've reached....another factor of the second jam...

Accidents...

This time I got a clearer look on the culprit and victims...



The culprit is Chinese..the front of his car was badly wrecked..

Victims are Indians..the back of their cars was badly wrecked...



And I wouldn't want to guess why....








End.

Thor fails. 关云长 wins.

Spoiler Alert
-------------------


After watching "Thor"...

This is the impression I gets..


Is your son being nasty? Yes?

Is your son being ill-mannered? Yes?

Or is your son being a crap out of everything? Oh fucking yes?



Well, today is your lucky day, send your brat down to New Mexico for a 2 days 2 nights trip.

We will get your son get hits by the car for a few times, why? BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!

And then we'll let him get humiliated in a public, getting arrested by the cops doesn't sound too bad.

Lastly, we'll show him compassion and love on the last morning, and heck! Ta-Da! Your son is changed into a new man now! He'll be ready and prepared to sacrificed his sad and pathetic life for you, even though you know you can escape by going to other way.


Odin: "Now this is what I'm looking for, I'm casting Thor down there tonight."



What the fuck, douche....

Thor was a grumpy, ill-mannered child...

Went down to New Mexico for only 2 nights and 2 days...

And he learnt his lesson...I'd really like to try that out...


Of course...the CG effects...some battles were well done...

But I can't help notice this scene...


Thor was battling this badass dude, The Destroyer..

He can push away vehicles easily with a single touch..I can imagine how tough/strong/heavy he is...


When Thor was casting this whirlwind...strong enough to lift that guy and everything near to him up into the cyclone...and created this huge madahucking blue-ish explosions around him...

And whooop, what do you know? The houses that are right the shit beside the huge farking battle seems ok to me, can someone get me the contact numbers of the contractor and architect?


The whole movie was epicly predictable and unpredictable at the same time...

Because, most of the time you might want to say these both sentences.

"Oh, you're going to be in a biggy trouble."

"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPENED?"


2/10




Fucking shit.
















关云长
--------

Good movie.

I had to admit..it's really out of my expectations that it'll be this good.


Because the block buster movie star, Donnie Yen has left me with a great impression of IP Man (Internet Protocol Man)


I jokes with my cousins about how Guan Yu in this movie will acted out like this and he'll keep mentioning his kung fu stance stuffs and so on.

"咏春，关羽"



But turn out that, the whole action packs are really good.

The actors did a really great job too, especially Cao Cao.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

7.5/10






End.

I am farking pro :D

A bit jealous.

But very proud of myself.



hehehe, congrats upon your engagement!

Next time belanja me to a big meal.

wakaka~







End.

Weird Nightmare -.-

One of the weirdest and most pek cek nightmare I've ever had..


It was kind of realistic..



2 sumo-sized fat ass broke into my house...

I went into my mom's room and locked the door...


While I was panicking and busy fending the robbers off...



My mom was watching her drama series... = =

Damn it....










End.

Lying my way from you :D

Being single is the best. :D














End.

lol? :')

:')

Received so many gifts before.


But received one from my sister yesterday,

and it really meant a lot to me. :D


This is going to be my Second Most Important Gift of my life. :')




Yesterday finally meet up with my sister.

Still very pretty and a more mature looking edi.


But still very sam pat. Undefeatable.



Of course, I've finally met his hubby in person.

Ng Jun Keat


*pardon me for using your real name, i dunno your nick name, paise.*



I know this fellow through Facebook,

So my impression of him through Facebook has always been darling there, darling here with my sister. LOL

First time seeing this kind of hardcore loving couple in Facebook. Bravo :D



Also, I was told that he wasn't able speak fluent Chinese. (BANANA)

Yesterday most of us were using Chinese...that's why he didn't talk much...

Damn paise le.....





After the Dinner in Station One, me and Jk went to HOTD4, everyone tagged along.

We almost won...but still lose...



In the end, we parted our ways...before we leave...sister slapped and punched my "wife"....and called her "TOFU"....

That bitchin woman...= =




But still.

Glad to see that lively woman again, haha :D

And THANKS FOR THE SUPER GIFT! :D




End.

today is a super sad day..

What a turnout of events...

My life is filled with melancholic drama...



I will never ever be acknowledged by someone like him...


It'll be better if I leave that place...

TODAY IS A SUPER GOOD DAY! :D

First Good News and most important of all...


Of course...

The news which all of you (mostly me only) have been waiting for.....


*Drum rolls*

*Fat Lady sings*

*Putting in the Deng Deng Deng effects*






MY "WIFE" IS FINALLY BACK HOME AFTER FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABY! BABY! BABY! OOOOH! JUSTIN BIEBER ROCKS!!!!!


"Oh bay-bi, you know how long I wait for you?"

"You had me worried soooo much about you! T.T"

"But you're home safe now, bay-bi...i forgive you~ KISS KISS! "






Addendum for the Good News!

Damn happy when I was finally able to finish my sculpture of Kabuto Rider T.T

Got a lot of good comments from my fellow classmates and my lecturer is satisfied with it! :D

Super glad that my hard work and efforts pay off... :D



And lastly, weird but true...

Dunno why am I including this...i feel a bit excited but weird...==

I might be taking a role in a Horror Movie..

LOL

Like I said...for the sake of good money...bear with it lo...


Wish me luck.................





End.

Good Advices of being a Good Friend.

The picture shows part of it.

But not most of it.





Tips and Facts.

A good friend do not steal other good friend's gf/ wife.

To be more precise,

A good friend will not even has the slightest thought of stealing others good friend's girlfriend/wife.




To avoid any of these situations.

Please avoid these unnecessary actions (especially activities on Facebook).



1. Do not stalk your good friend's gf/wife, checking out on their info or pictures, because that is very very disturbing to both your friend and wife.

2. In Facebook, you may speak to your good friend's gf/wife, but it would be best that you don't create a conversation that is more than 3 sentences.

3. From point 2, also please do not create any so-called "unintentionally flirt-ish manner of speaking".

4. If you're feeling dead bored, talk to your good friend, not to your good friend's gf/wife.

5. From point 4, if you think your good friend's gf/wife is bored, and doesn't have anyone to talk to, you're really dumb and wrong.

6. Think before you act, standing on your good friend's point of view, what will you feel when you witness your good friend is flirting with your gf/wife, right in the fucking front of you.

7. Understand this point clearly, you may speak to her, but always always remember to keep the converesation to the mutual friendship topics.

8. If your Good Friend's gf/wife has the intention of speaking to you first, you are excused from the several points I mentioned, but otherwise, don't.



P.S: I hoped you can be a Good Friend. -.-





End.

Super Tired..

Back from Part Time Job..

Super exhausting and super tired...

(finally..able to touch my laptop..T.T)




But what can I do about it..

For the sake and love for Money...

Bear with it lo... D:



During work...I can't help to notice the same similar scenes for the past 3 days..

I'm working..

They're shopping..



Which also leads me to another question..

Why do some of us had to work hard to our bones to feed ourselves..

While others are able to enjoy themselves or slack off at home waiting for their "weekly income" from their parents... = =



It also makes me feel worse seeing them wearing fancy new clothes... = =




Arrrgh...fucking hate it when there's inequality exists in our sad sad society...










End.

Me n Aaaaaaah! D:

This is me
-------------


Bitches!

What happened to the good musics I used to like!

You can hardly find any good musics anymore.

It's like The End of The World! D:

No more noise pollution please...

especially you, Lady Gaga D:



Aaaaaaah! D:
----------------

Pls pls pls pls plscome home soon..........dear...






End.

Dulan...

Scene 1
-------


Gal: "How did that happened?"

Guy: "Very long story, lazy explain..."

Gal: "Why are you being this way? IF you can't even explain such simple thing, how do you expect yourself to survive in this society?"

Guy: "Sigh..."




Scene 2
-------

Gal: "Eh, they sent a new code, does that mean I have to change my id, password and everything else?"

Guy: "No, I've key in using the newest code, just key in the user id and password I wrote for you in a paper just now."

Gal: "But this is a new code wor."

Guy: "No, it will change nothing, don't worry, just key in the user id and password I wrote for you in a paper just now."

Gal: "Are you sure, but last time I already have the code, now suddenly sent a new code."

Guy: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....just key in the user id and password I wrote for you in a paper just now......just key in.....trust me....."

Gal: "WHY YOU LIKE THIS DE? ASK YOU EXPLAIN A BIT ALSO GOT IRRITATED?"













Now you understand why men can never exaplain some things to women?



End.

Aaaaah! D:

Summer gets a bit lonely now...







End.

o.o

想把你忘了，难. :/





End.

Question.

A big question.



With a Big "IF".

IF, one day, your companion had become different.




A.Would you stay?

B.Or would you leave?







End.

6 April 2011 FML

Life is getting harder in college, that's ok.

But it gets harder when you're taking bus to college.



I mean, there's nothing wrong with taking buses.



The problem begins with your own personal etiquette.

Which is,

Me, myself who was trying to be a good boy.

Trying hard not to get my ass whooped for being late in class.



But there are always obstacles to your success.



So, here's the catch:

1.Federal highway is very the jam, especially in the morning. (Pack of slaves going to work)

2.Bus Drivers are very typical Singaporean- KiaSu, they are willing to wait 30 minutes till the bus is full only depart.

3.I am working with my sculpture for my assignments, 70% of my weak Stamina spent on that, so, I get cranky and tired easily this few days. Beware.

4.I have to change a bus transit to get into my college, and this particular Bus Driver is lebih KiaSu than any others you know(Bus T628. can only be found in PJ), he reaches the bus stop, but decided to let the bus wait for 45 minutes, only let us on board. And took him 20 minutes to reach your destination. Also, I have to wait that KiaSu piece of shit 1 hour+ just to take the bus from my college to another bus transit.





Summing up all together.

The best way to avoid being late for my 9am class is to use



The W.P.D


Wife Pregnancy Department.




Jokes.

Wake up early, Prepare early, Depart Early.






And of course, following that rule keeps me alive till now.

Reached college early today also.

8.15a.m..45 minutes earlier than the class.

So damn proud of myself.



But just when I stepped into class.

*Beep Beep*


Read sms: "Class cancelled."



So, I was so damn very very very very confused at that moment.

Should I be angry?

Should I be tired?

Should I be happy?

Should I be laughing?



It was like a comedy show.

Except, that you're the jackass who are being laugh at.



DAAAAMN FUUUCKING COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAMN FUUUUUUUUUUCKING COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOOOO FUUUUUUUUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAMN COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!



Seriously, my life is filled with drama.





Just so you know, I'm not angry with my dear Lecturer.

She's a good woman. Funny, btw.

I think she needs to visit her mother, emergency. I think.

So i am ok with that.

I am ok with anything if you have a good reason for your mistakes/loss/misplacements.





Like I said, I am cranky this few days.

I'm blaming not my lecturer,

but on my shitty luck, that's all. lol




So, after the whole yelling and screaming in my head.

I cool down a bit.

Went to 7-11.

To check on the cute cashier girl I've been noticing.

Bought myself a carton of yummy chocolate milk.



And then went back home after that. Taking the fucking bus rides again.

Cheers.




End.

MY WIFE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

My wife is coming soon!!!!!!!





Happy dao!!!!!!!

:DDDDDDD






End.

I.S.S.S.V.V.S

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.

I'm so sad, so very very sad.








End.