I'm a soldier, a slave and a dog.
Loyal as hell it is.
You thought you can create wonders,
But you never did and I had no complaints.
No one is perfect.
I tried to create wonders for you.
Bringing convenience for you, working like a dog
hoping it will be enough to cover up you, and your sad, lazy and sloppy life.
Just a simple: "Job well done." was enough.
But not a word from you,
never a single and simple word of compliment from you.
I had, I was and I'm in trouble.
You were there for me.
Not to be rude or anything,
but you did not offer any help.
Sincerely.
I would rather that you'd ignored me.
Instead of trying to give me your usual "Help".
I'm tired of thinking and hoping.
I have no solutions.
Because there are no solutions.
I can't and can never get through that thick skull of yours.
You expect me to present 1 million, cash, right in front of you.
I can't and I'm sorry.
Because that is reality.
What I have in my mind right now.
Is to be a magician,
to perform the greatest magic of all.
I don't need no assistant.
I'm going solo.
My stage is ready.
But all I need is to hear it from you.
I'm still feeling a bit "sensitive".
Those magic words.
Say it to me.
Say it to me please.
It's good enough for me to take it as an "encouragement."
Say it to me.
Say it to me now.
Those pretty, fucking, little magic words.
I'll show you how amazing I can be in your life.
Just say it those magic words of yours.
And I'll disappear from your life.
End.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
LOL
*On msn*
*Chat window appear*
GUY S: Eh, you got any porn site intro?
GUY D: Lol?
GUY S: I'm bored
GUY D: I copy from friends de :)
End.
*Chat window appear*
GUY S: Eh, you got any porn site intro?
GUY D: Lol?
GUY S: I'm bored
GUY D: I copy from friends de :)
End.
Friday, May 27, 2011
I hope everything will turn out fine for you.
R.I.P Nor.
Thank you for courtesy and kindness that you'd shown my family.
Please forgive me.
For my incapability of helping you.
I am sorry.
Rest In Peace. I hope everything will turn out fine or better for you.
:'(
End.
Thank you for courtesy and kindness that you'd shown my family.
Please forgive me.
For my incapability of helping you.
I am sorry.
Rest In Peace. I hope everything will turn out fine or better for you.
:'(
End.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Not a good movie to enjoy. Insidious
Let's talk about the side effect you might have after watching the movie. (What I'm experiencing right now)
1.You'll be super super aware of your surrounding.
2.You don't want to see a Red Guy.
3.You're don't want to be in the house alone.
4.You will on every lights in the house in every corner.
5.You pray that you will hear nothing.
6.You will hesitate for 30 seconds whether to pick up the phone that is 3 seconds away from you.
7.You're most likely going to suffer nervous breakdown soon.
8.You will be wondering where are you going to sleep tonight?
9.Wait, are you sure you will be able to sleep tonight?
And lastly.
10.You just don't want to be alone.
Now, let's talk about the things that happened in the cinema when I watched.
I told my friends (TSH and Kat) not to scream while watching this movie.
Turn out that I'm the guy who screamed in the cinema.
Now, you might be thinking:
"How serious can it be for a guy to scream in a cinema while watching horror movie."
I never got scared by a horror movie. That's how serious it is.
I am serious.
You do not want to mess with the red guy.
I repeat.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THE RED GUY.
THAT FUCKING RED GUY LOOKS LIKE DARTH MAUL!
BUT THAT FUCKING SHIT SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!
Omg...I can't get the image out of my brain right now...
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Help me...
I will not watch any horror movies in the cinema anymore.
Oh, the movie? The storyline is not really anticipating.
3 / 5
But is scary like hell.
End.
1.You'll be super super aware of your surrounding.
2.You don't want to see a Red Guy.
3.You're don't want to be in the house alone.
4.You will on every lights in the house in every corner.
5.You pray that you will hear nothing.
6.You will hesitate for 30 seconds whether to pick up the phone that is 3 seconds away from you.
7.You're most likely going to suffer nervous breakdown soon.
8.You will be wondering where are you going to sleep tonight?
9.Wait, are you sure you will be able to sleep tonight?
And lastly.
10.You just don't want to be alone.
Now, let's talk about the things that happened in the cinema when I watched.
I told my friends (TSH and Kat) not to scream while watching this movie.
Turn out that I'm the guy who screamed in the cinema.
Now, you might be thinking:
"How serious can it be for a guy to scream in a cinema while watching horror movie."
I never got scared by a horror movie. That's how serious it is.
I am serious.
You do not want to mess with the red guy.
I repeat.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THE RED GUY.
THAT FUCKING RED GUY LOOKS LIKE DARTH MAUL!
BUT THAT FUCKING SHIT SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!
Omg...I can't get the image out of my brain right now...
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Mental stress
Help me...
I will not watch any horror movies in the cinema anymore.
Oh, the movie? The storyline is not really anticipating.
3 / 5
But is scary like hell.
End.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
T.T Happiest Man.
I feel like I'm the happiest man on the Earth now...T.T
Oh my god...thank you very much....T.T
I love my gaming/nerd life now....T.T
End.
Oh my god...thank you very much....T.T
I love my gaming/nerd life now....T.T
End.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Cosplayer Fail.
I have nothing against these people.
I don't discriminate these people.
And I love cosplay.
But seriously, do you have to use to a guy to cosplay as a female character?
That really pisses me off.
Not only you look pathetic. YOU DISGUSTS ME! DICKHEADS!
End.
I don't discriminate these people.
And I love cosplay.
But seriously, do you have to use to a guy to cosplay as a female character?
That really pisses me off.
Not only you look pathetic. YOU DISGUSTS ME! DICKHEADS!
End.
Updating.
T.T
My life is filled with lagginess...
Stupid facebook dunno what problem...
Cannot post status.
Cannot like.
Cannot share.
Cannot comment.
Cannot watch video.
Cannot use apps.
And cannot stalk. T.T
I miss my taiwan gf...T.T
Oh, and just yesterday..
I broke my 4 years old spectacle...
Accidentally body slam it.
So
I changed a new one today.
Playing online games.
Having online GF.
Wearing thick frame glasses.
Reading books.
Sitting in front of computer for at least 12 hours.
Officially a Nerd.
NERD!!
Also, after my facebook is being emo, I went Youtube.
Just subscribed Ming仔 and RWJ...
Both of their videos damn addictive..lol
End.
My life is filled with lagginess...
Stupid facebook dunno what problem...
Cannot post status.
Cannot like.
Cannot share.
Cannot comment.
Cannot watch video.
Cannot use apps.
And cannot stalk. T.T
I miss my taiwan gf...T.T
Oh, and just yesterday..
I broke my 4 years old spectacle...
Accidentally body slam it.
So
I changed a new one today.
Playing online games.
Having online GF.
Wearing thick frame glasses.
Reading books.
Sitting in front of computer for at least 12 hours.
Officially a Nerd.
NERD!!
Also, after my facebook is being emo, I went Youtube.
Just subscribed Ming仔 and RWJ...
Both of their videos damn addictive..lol
End.
Friday, May 20, 2011
== Damn you!
Dad and Mom: "Son, we have a good news for you."
Me: "Am I getting rich?"
Dad and Mom: "No, but we're leaving to Muar tomorrow. Without you. Buy yourself a proper dinner."
Me: "Wait, how is that even a good ne-
Dad and Mom: "NINJUTSU!"
POOF *Disappear*
==.................im so lonely...................
End.
Me: "Am I getting rich?"
Dad and Mom: "No, but we're leaving to Muar tomorrow. Without you. Buy yourself a proper dinner."
Me: "Wait, how is that even a good ne-
Dad and Mom: "NINJUTSU!"
POOF *Disappear*
==.................im so lonely...................
End.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Fast Fast Fast!
Today..
Went to watch Fast Five with a fren, Sek hon..
Sigh..
Damn gay..
Where have all the girls gone to...T.T
Well anyway...
My review for this movie..
EPIC GOOD!
4 / 5
Seriously, this is one of the best movies I've seen in 2011.
*Thank you lord*
Really have been very disappointed with the recent movies...sigh..
*fuck you thor*
Really, I want to thanks Reugene from my college.
He told me before that I have to stay and watch the whole credit.
*FLASHBACK*
Me: "I'm going to watch FAST 5"
RG: "Really? that movie was awesome, man, be sure to watch the credits too."
*In Cinema*
Me: "Oh, it's the credits, don go first, my fren say must watch."
SH: "Huh? Oh, see who win is it?"
*2 minutes later*
SH: "Pi Gu la...got anything meh?"
*4 minutes later*
SH: "Eh, really got wor"
*5 minutes later (movie ends)*
ME: "OMG!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH FAST AND FURIOUS 6"
Shame on those noobs who left the cinema without watching the last epic scenes...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
When I got back to home, I went and did a research about FnF6..
DAMN EPIC THIS MOVIE!!!!
THEY ARE GOING TO HIJACK THIS FUCKING COOL CAR!!! :D
END.
Went to watch Fast Five with a fren, Sek hon..
Sigh..
Damn gay..
Where have all the girls gone to...T.T
Well anyway...
My review for this movie..
EPIC GOOD!
4 / 5
Seriously, this is one of the best movies I've seen in 2011.
*Thank you lord*
Really have been very disappointed with the recent movies...sigh..
*fuck you thor*
Really, I want to thanks Reugene from my college.
He told me before that I have to stay and watch the whole credit.
*FLASHBACK*
Me: "I'm going to watch FAST 5"
RG: "Really? that movie was awesome, man, be sure to watch the credits too."
*In Cinema*
Me: "Oh, it's the credits, don go first, my fren say must watch."
SH: "Huh? Oh, see who win is it?"
*2 minutes later*
SH: "Pi Gu la...got anything meh?"
*4 minutes later*
SH: "Eh, really got wor"
*5 minutes later (movie ends)*
ME: "OMG!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH FAST AND FURIOUS 6"
Shame on those noobs who left the cinema without watching the last epic scenes...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
When I got back to home, I went and did a research about FnF6..
DAMN EPIC THIS MOVIE!!!!
THEY ARE GOING TO HIJACK THIS FUCKING COOL CAR!!! :D
END.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
The Temper Trap-Love Lost
Show Hei HEY~ hide post sin...haha
Here's a good song, shared by a fren of mine..really like it...haha
Lyrics
--------
Our love was lost
But now we've found it
Our love was lost, was lost
And hope was gone
Our love was lost
But now we've found it
And if you flash your heart, your heart
I won't deny it
I promise
I promise
Your walls are up
Too cold to touch it
Your walls are up, are up
Too high to climb
I know it's hard
But I can still hear it beating
So if you flash your heart
I won't mistreat it
I promise
I promise
Our love was lost
In the rubble are all the things
That you've, you've been dreaming of
Keep me in mind
When you're ready
I am here
To take you every time
Oh, our love was lost
Lost, lost, lost, lost..
Our love was lost
But now its found
End.
Here's a good song, shared by a fren of mine..really like it...haha
Lyrics
--------
Our love was lost
But now we've found it
Our love was lost, was lost
And hope was gone
Our love was lost
But now we've found it
And if you flash your heart, your heart
I won't deny it
I promise
I promise
Your walls are up
Too cold to touch it
Your walls are up, are up
Too high to climb
I know it's hard
But I can still hear it beating
So if you flash your heart
I won't mistreat it
I promise
I promise
Our love was lost
In the rubble are all the things
That you've, you've been dreaming of
Keep me in mind
When you're ready
I am here
To take you every time
Oh, our love was lost
Lost, lost, lost, lost..
Our love was lost
But now its found
End.
Don't mind me.
I dreamed of U yesterday night..
And now I'm missing U all over again...
Bad choice a......T.T
End.
And now I'm missing U all over again...
Bad choice a......T.T
End.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Biatch............
ok...got it...
75 days....
==............
I hack kao you next time...........................
End.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Update Update.
My update about my upcoming daily progress.
Nothing much, but I'm pretty happy about myself recently.
Able to achieve quite a few things in my life. well, it's about time.
Hehe.
Been doing a lot of designing for my college assignments.
Fellow classmates thought my works are not bad, lecturer likes it too.
It really makes me feel good and keeping my spirit up and motivated. ^^
I even got a opportunity call from a friend of mine, he wanted me to try out a few character designs for his upcoming Online Game. ^^
But...there is this subject, Corporate Communication I took in college...
We are undergoing some big project where we have to create an event, which we have to help an orphanage...
And...aside from my usual specialty as creative crew...I was assigned as an Facilitator.
What's a Facilitator?
This is pretty much what a Facilitator does. Look!
Don't get the idea? Your loss :)
Jokes, for those who understands.
I swear, that is not a Facilitator.
Facilitator is pretty like a combination of these following roles.
babysitter/team leader/role model.
I know, right?
Why me?
I do certainly hope the kids are still able to crawl away after for months under my care.
Are you sure I was even qualified to be a "Role Model"?
Are you EVEN sure I was a guy who can walk past inside the church? *HISS*
Putting that aside...that pisses me off actually..
As a Facilitator...I was listed as one the "compulsory" ones who has to come to the meeting/bonding sessions with the children...
There goes my auditioning for character designs and class trip with my classmates...
Sigh...
Cath: LoL, you never ceased to amaze me with your evil jokes.
P.S: Have I mentioned anything about me. Being a good guy? :D
End.
Nothing much, but I'm pretty happy about myself recently.
Able to achieve quite a few things in my life. well, it's about time.
Hehe.
Been doing a lot of designing for my college assignments.
Fellow classmates thought my works are not bad, lecturer likes it too.
It really makes me feel good and keeping my spirit up and motivated. ^^
I even got a opportunity call from a friend of mine, he wanted me to try out a few character designs for his upcoming Online Game. ^^
But...there is this subject, Corporate Communication I took in college...
We are undergoing some big project where we have to create an event, which we have to help an orphanage...
And...aside from my usual specialty as creative crew...I was assigned as an Facilitator.
What's a Facilitator?
This is pretty much what a Facilitator does. Look!
Don't get the idea? Your loss :)
Jokes, for those who understands.
I swear, that is not a Facilitator.
Facilitator is pretty like a combination of these following roles.
babysitter/team leader/role model.
I know, right?
Why me?
I do certainly hope the kids are still able to crawl away after for months under my care.
Are you sure I was even qualified to be a "Role Model"?
Are you EVEN sure I was a guy who can walk past inside the church? *HISS*
Putting that aside...that pisses me off actually..
As a Facilitator...I was listed as one the "compulsory" ones who has to come to the meeting/bonding sessions with the children...
There goes my auditioning for character designs and class trip with my classmates...
Sigh...
Cath: LoL, you never ceased to amaze me with your evil jokes.
P.S: Have I mentioned anything about me. Being a good guy? :D
End.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Road Runners.
Usually, morning session in college has never been this joyous and fun to me, ever since I have my wife, name's MyVi.
As i had my usual cup of Nestum, that smooth and rich creamy taste runs down my throat before I leave.
Busting my music playlist on the high volume in the morning is the one of the thing that's keep my high and happy. You don't have to worry anything about parents yelling on you about the volume.
As I stepped on the car pedal...aah...god...the sensational touch....LIFE'S GOOD! :D
Until 5 minutes later, in front of Hin Hua...
WHAAAT THE FAARK IS THIS!!!!!???
The jam..traffic jam...is not like any usual traffic jam you've seen...
MY GOD.......
This is the jam...
The Jam that makes you feel like pissing on someone...
The Jam that makes you feel like getting out of the car...and get back inside..
Oh no...why...
As I doing my casual driving...trying to keep to my temper...
"Disturb the Chi, you shall not, my young padawan." Master Yoda says to me.
And out of no where this Little Indian in front of me gave me a sudden break!!!!
MA DE HUAK GE!!!
KA NI NIANG NIANG YOU!!!!!!
NI MA MA PET PET!!!!!!
CHING CHONG LING LONG YOU!!!!!!!
Of course...I managed to break...leading the cars behind doing sudden breaks as well..
This is not the first time I've seen these Indians doing "stunts" like this..
I almost crashed like today once before..
and the worst part is...even though you know is his fault for keep making dangerous sudden breaks, yet you can't do anything about it...because this Little Indian is from the Majlis Potong Kuku (MPK)
Damn pek cek...so I quickly cut to the front...to avoid this guy in front of me doing some new breath taking stunts again...
So i waited for my opportunity to cut to the second lane...and there it is, the so called opportunity to cut inside, and it was quite a long distance too!
When I was about to cut, that guy noticed it...so..
HE STEPPED ON HIS MOTHERF**KING OIL PEDAL TO SPEED!!!!!!
AND MY POOR CAR'S HALF BODY WAS ALREADY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
AS I WAS WRITING MY WILL BEFORE I DIE, GUESS WHAT?????
THAT "GENIUS" DID ANOTHER ANNOYING SUDDEN BREAK, AND GUESS WHO IS THAT DRIVER????
CO-RRec-TO!!!! INDIANS!!!!!!
And today...in this post...I would like to dedicate a song to Indians...
One little,
Two little,
Three little Indians,
Four little,
Five little,
Six little Indians,
Seven little,
Eight little,
Nine little and
TEN LITTLE BLACK ASSHOLES!!!!
As I carry on with my down and despaired journey..
I reached..the core factor of the jam...
An accident..
And the drivers was busy ke-po...they slowed down their cars...
Wa-lao-eh....
After I passed the jam...damn free.............the road is so damn god free....I can even park my car in the middle..oso won't cause a jam...
And there was policemen too...standing beside the accident scenes...
Chatting and smiling at each other......
In other countries, when there are accidents..
The first thing the policemen do is call for ambulance or help.
And then they will manage the roads, ensuring the traffic keeps moving without causing any unnecessary traffic jams...
But this 2 policemen...why...why you make me so angry?
Sigh...I went back on the road...
Until subang toll...there is another jam...
My usual morning also stuck on there, so I wasn't really pissed about it...
But the jam a bit earlier than usual...but i really didn't care much about it...
After 15 minutes of jam...I've reached....another factor of the second jam...
Accidents...
This time I got a clearer look on the culprit and victims...
The culprit is Chinese..the front of his car was badly wrecked..
Victims are Indians..the back of their cars was badly wrecked...
And I wouldn't want to guess why....
End.
As i had my usual cup of Nestum, that smooth and rich creamy taste runs down my throat before I leave.
Busting my music playlist on the high volume in the morning is the one of the thing that's keep my high and happy. You don't have to worry anything about parents yelling on you about the volume.
As I stepped on the car pedal...aah...god...the sensational touch....LIFE'S GOOD! :D
Until 5 minutes later, in front of Hin Hua...
WHAAAT THE FAARK IS THIS!!!!!???
The jam..traffic jam...is not like any usual traffic jam you've seen...
MY GOD.......
This is the jam...
The Jam that makes you feel like pissing on someone...
The Jam that makes you feel like getting out of the car...and get back inside..
Oh no...why...
As I doing my casual driving...trying to keep to my temper...
"Disturb the Chi, you shall not, my young padawan." Master Yoda says to me.
And out of no where this Little Indian in front of me gave me a sudden break!!!!
MA DE HUAK GE!!!
KA NI NIANG NIANG YOU!!!!!!
NI MA MA PET PET!!!!!!
CHING CHONG LING LONG YOU!!!!!!!
Of course...I managed to break...leading the cars behind doing sudden breaks as well..
This is not the first time I've seen these Indians doing "stunts" like this..
I almost crashed like today once before..
and the worst part is...even though you know is his fault for keep making dangerous sudden breaks, yet you can't do anything about it...because this Little Indian is from the Majlis Potong Kuku (MPK)
Damn pek cek...so I quickly cut to the front...to avoid this guy in front of me doing some new breath taking stunts again...
So i waited for my opportunity to cut to the second lane...and there it is, the so called opportunity to cut inside, and it was quite a long distance too!
When I was about to cut, that guy noticed it...so..
HE STEPPED ON HIS MOTHERF**KING OIL PEDAL TO SPEED!!!!!!
AND MY POOR CAR'S HALF BODY WAS ALREADY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
AS I WAS WRITING MY WILL BEFORE I DIE, GUESS WHAT?????
THAT "GENIUS" DID ANOTHER ANNOYING SUDDEN BREAK, AND GUESS WHO IS THAT DRIVER????
CO-RRec-TO!!!! INDIANS!!!!!!
And today...in this post...I would like to dedicate a song to Indians...
One little,
Two little,
Three little Indians,
Four little,
Five little,
Six little Indians,
Seven little,
Eight little,
Nine little and
TEN LITTLE BLACK ASSHOLES!!!!
As I carry on with my down and despaired journey..
I reached..the core factor of the jam...
An accident..
And the drivers was busy ke-po...they slowed down their cars...
Wa-lao-eh....
After I passed the jam...damn free.............the road is so damn god free....I can even park my car in the middle..oso won't cause a jam...
And there was policemen too...standing beside the accident scenes...
Chatting and smiling at each other......
In other countries, when there are accidents..
The first thing the policemen do is call for ambulance or help.
And then they will manage the roads, ensuring the traffic keeps moving without causing any unnecessary traffic jams...
But this 2 policemen...why...why you make me so angry?
Sigh...I went back on the road...
Until subang toll...there is another jam...
My usual morning also stuck on there, so I wasn't really pissed about it...
But the jam a bit earlier than usual...but i really didn't care much about it...
After 15 minutes of jam...I've reached....another factor of the second jam...
Accidents...
This time I got a clearer look on the culprit and victims...
The culprit is Chinese..the front of his car was badly wrecked..
Victims are Indians..the back of their cars was badly wrecked...
And I wouldn't want to guess why....
End.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Thor fails. 关云长 wins.
Spoiler Alert
-------------------
After watching "Thor"...
This is the impression I gets..
Is your son being nasty? Yes?
Is your son being ill-mannered? Yes?
Or is your son being a crap out of everything? Oh fucking yes?
Well, today is your lucky day, send your brat down to New Mexico for a 2 days 2 nights trip.
We will get your son get hits by the car for a few times, why? BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!
And then we'll let him get humiliated in a public, getting arrested by the cops doesn't sound too bad.
Lastly, we'll show him compassion and love on the last morning, and heck! Ta-Da! Your son is changed into a new man now! He'll be ready and prepared to sacrificed his sad and pathetic life for you, even though you know you can escape by going to other way.
Odin: "Now this is what I'm looking for, I'm casting Thor down there tonight."
What the fuck, douche....
Thor was a grumpy, ill-mannered child...
Went down to New Mexico for only 2 nights and 2 days...
And he learnt his lesson...I'd really like to try that out...
Of course...the CG effects...some battles were well done...
But I can't help notice this scene...
Thor was battling this badass dude, The Destroyer..
He can push away vehicles easily with a single touch..I can imagine how tough/strong/heavy he is...
When Thor was casting this whirlwind...strong enough to lift that guy and everything near to him up into the cyclone...and created this huge madahucking blue-ish explosions around him...
And whooop, what do you know? The houses that are right the shit beside the huge farking battle seems ok to me, can someone get me the contact numbers of the contractor and architect?
The whole movie was epicly predictable and unpredictable at the same time...
Because, most of the time you might want to say these both sentences.
"Oh, you're going to be in a biggy trouble."
"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPENED?"
2/10
Fucking shit.
关云长
--------
Good movie.
I had to admit..it's really out of my expectations that it'll be this good.
Because the block buster movie star, Donnie Yen has left me with a great impression of IP Man (Internet Protocol Man)
I jokes with my cousins about how Guan Yu in this movie will acted out like this and he'll keep mentioning his kung fu stance stuffs and so on.
"咏春，关羽"
But turn out that, the whole action packs are really good.
The actors did a really great job too, especially Cao Cao.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
7.5/10
End.
-------------------
After watching "Thor"...
This is the impression I gets..
Is your son being nasty? Yes?
Is your son being ill-mannered? Yes?
Or is your son being a crap out of everything? Oh fucking yes?
Well, today is your lucky day, send your brat down to New Mexico for a 2 days 2 nights trip.
We will get your son get hits by the car for a few times, why? BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!
And then we'll let him get humiliated in a public, getting arrested by the cops doesn't sound too bad.
Lastly, we'll show him compassion and love on the last morning, and heck! Ta-Da! Your son is changed into a new man now! He'll be ready and prepared to sacrificed his sad and pathetic life for you, even though you know you can escape by going to other way.
Odin: "Now this is what I'm looking for, I'm casting Thor down there tonight."
What the fuck, douche....
Thor was a grumpy, ill-mannered child...
Went down to New Mexico for only 2 nights and 2 days...
And he learnt his lesson...I'd really like to try that out...
Of course...the CG effects...some battles were well done...
But I can't help notice this scene...
Thor was battling this badass dude, The Destroyer..
He can push away vehicles easily with a single touch..I can imagine how tough/strong/heavy he is...
When Thor was casting this whirlwind...strong enough to lift that guy and everything near to him up into the cyclone...and created this huge madahucking blue-ish explosions around him...
And whooop, what do you know? The houses that are right the shit beside the huge farking battle seems ok to me, can someone get me the contact numbers of the contractor and architect?
The whole movie was epicly predictable and unpredictable at the same time...
Because, most of the time you might want to say these both sentences.
"Oh, you're going to be in a biggy trouble."
"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPENED?"
2/10
Fucking shit.
关云长
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Good movie.
I had to admit..it's really out of my expectations that it'll be this good.
Because the block buster movie star, Donnie Yen has left me with a great impression of IP Man (Internet Protocol Man)
I jokes with my cousins about how Guan Yu in this movie will acted out like this and he'll keep mentioning his kung fu stance stuffs and so on.
"咏春，关羽"
But turn out that, the whole action packs are really good.
The actors did a really great job too, especially Cao Cao.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
7.5/10
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