Yours truly, Me

.



And I shall forever be your Jester.








End.









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Back to square one.

.


 3 yrs old cousin celebrating birthday.

 "I want to be Captain America!"



13 yrs old troll cousin at the scene.

 "If he's Captain America, I AM JESUS CHRIST!"




epic cousin is epic.







P.S.

Well...maybe not tonight...










End.





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The "Fuck" Word

.


Meh.




The "Fuck" Word.


verb (used with or without object) 


Example:


"Received Bonuslink Card today, and realized they did a slight changes in my name. FUCK THEM."

End.

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Imagine.

.



















End.

I'm different.

.

Everyone has their own problems,

but I'm just better at hiding it.

End.

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L.Ouch.L

.





Boss: "Dustin, come"



*walks toward Boss*



Boss: "Good news, your proposals, they LOVE it."



:D



Boss: "The clients think the 3 proposals are original and amazing."



:D



Boss: "Fantastic, job well done, Dustin."



:D








Boss: "But the fourth proposal, they hated it."


D:









End.






.

That bastard and his Cup of Tea.

.





Duh, obviously I'm referring to the type of girl I like.






I think I've may found her.



But, as usual.

I won't taking any further actions to risk our current friendship.



Cause I'm actually enjoying where I'm standing right now, as a good friend.


Which I believe she felt that way too..

I think? lol...








End.







.

Lee Chong Wei.

.






Ah.

Don't know what to say.



That's ok, Dato Lee, you played well tonight.

Effort counts, doesn't matter who win or who lose.


You've shown us your great sportsmanship, good job :)



Keep up the good work in the future.

We will continue support you in the upcoming competition again.







P.S:

Lin Dan's 18th score, is a foul ball, he badminton racket cross over the net..motherfarks...Judge is blinded...





End.






.

Hello again..

.




Hello again, blog.



It's been a while, at least 3 weeks?




Now, I would not announce this as an official post too,

since I've got nothing much on my mind to put in my secret journal now.





But you do know that I've started my internship 2 weeks ago, right?

You don't?



You're going to hell...............





Just kidding~~

Well anyway, doing so far so good in my internship.




I enjoyed every working moments over there,


Just yesterday afternoon, Mr.Faizal reach out to me and shook my hand.

He said "Good Job on the video, Thank You Very Much, you did a really fabulous work."


And 3 proposals out of 4 that I've made, they'll be using it.. :')


Really hope that the client would accept it...






Oh fark, I can die happy now. :')








Notice:

Reminder for myself, don't mind me.



Coldplay. Marcus D. Nujabes.






End.







.

Decisions

.




Some of you may have noticed my previous facebook status update on Monday.


"Goodbye world..."



Seriously, that was a prank.

Stop gossiping around me.

I posted that right before I departed to my class trip to Cameron Highland.



And yes, I'm back from Cameron Highland. On Tuesday night, to be more exact.




No fark, it was terribly emo when the trip ends.

Because my friend won't give me my damn strawberries.


So I had to kill him for it,

I'd to waste my precious 2 hours to bury that mothertrucker.




Kiddings. AS USUAL~





But seriously, it was really terribly emo to me when the trip comes to an end.




During the trip I had fun,

But I can't keep avoiding the serious topics, especially when the time is up.

I talked to my friends, asking about what plans they have in future.



Some of them decided to go UK to further their studies.

Some not, mainly not because they don't want to.



So I couldn't stop thinking,

The decisions everyone had are different,

one day, we eventually had to separate on our own ways.



And that day might is coming soon,



I need to make up my thoughts now.

Decisions.



So what's next?

Work or further my degree studies?



But study where?

Study Local or go UK?








P.S.

Strawberry + Yogurt + Honey = DA BOMB





End.







.

Can it be?

.




That call.



When you talk,

When you laugh,

When you shared your secrets.




Perhaps that moment,

shall be another best moment in my life?








End.






.

From Hell to Hell.

.



Can't find the more accurate word to describe myself,

so I'm just going to use my favorite one.


Noob.




Seriously...

Why so noob?






This post is regarding my laptop.

If you don't see me update my blog for at least 2 weeks,



Then yes,

it means my dad reads my blog,

and he killed me after reading this post,

Help me call police. Thanks in advance.




Ok,

Here's what happened.




3 weeks ago, I brought my laptop to college,

Did something that made my hard disk went dead.

Can't open my laptop anymore.



I thought, well, maybe it's a good thing..

Maybe it's a sign that I should buy a new one to replace this 4 yrs old lappie.



And then me mom told me dad about this,

Straight away took it to fix it without hearing me opinion..==

After that...he was pissed off about the cost to repair.


*small amount*




Okay...fine.

Guess I have to stuck with this 4 yrs lappie for another 2 years...






My laptop was returned to me after 3 days. (Monday)

I started to rush my designs for a client.

I submitted the designs on Friday.

But no reply or news from the client....==



Until Tuesday...

They finally replied me.



But


*10 minutes before they replied..*






OH MY FARKING GOOOOOOOOOD...

I SPILLED THE WATER ON MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!


Of course, no nid say, this can only means 2 things.


1.Laptop confirmed died.

1.I confirmed died.



Seriously...I was worried that moment...





But I wasn't worry about my client's designs...





I'm cursed.








End.

A bit update, here and there.

.



Today
------

S: "Oooooh, so nice? come and like my photos?"


D: "Not really, I forgot your blog url, came to your profile check and like the photos on the way."


S: "ass"





Not today
----------


Not really much to update..

It's been a while since I update my blog...


So..I'm just going to throw in some random past story of mine...






I'm very sure that everyone are aware of this situation..


Where you took this table along with your friends in a restaurant,

then your friends went to order their food first,

leaving you all alone to guard that very table.


And then someone might/maybe/would come up to you and asked

"Is there anyone sitting this table?"


And then you might/maybe/would replied them

"Fuck yea, now fuck off, mate"


Well, I said you might. Who knows?



Anyway,

so...


I remembered back then...

When I was young..

I was adorable, cute and fun...*cough*


I was about 4 yrs old? I think?

Maybe a bit younger, cause what I did back then was a bit retarded.




So..

My parents brought me to this restaurant,

and that restaurant was a bit kia su (singaporean) type..


They required you to do self service, by going to the counter yourself,

To place your orders.



The whole restaurant was full,

but we found one table soon after we got in..


And then, my parents told me to stay at the table.

So, I listened.



While they were ordering.

Some random 28+ yrs old woman asked in chinese.

"Is there anyone taking this table?"



It was my first encounter.

My parents told me to stay in the table only.


I dunno what to do?


And I wasn't really focused to what she asked,

So I straight away shake my head without saying anything,

hoping that she would walk away.


But, I was wrong, she sat down in front of me.

My parents came back with the foods.



We all sat down together.


All four of us.

Me, dad, mom and that Office Lady.



Which was.........

Really....

Really....


God daaaamn....

Awkward moment of my life....





So,

back then...

When I was young..

I was adorable, cute and fun...*cough*





End.








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Alien Issues (Movies)

.




Why did I quote there (Movies)?


Because it happens to some of my other posts..

I got a total of 450+ views from different countries for the past 2 months...


But all came from one same entry..


Google.



=.=

So..I quote there Movies..

Just in case..

scared that people are searching for Alien Facts..and end up in here..


This blog was supposed to be my *diary* thingy..



Right.

Coming back to the post.



This post particularly talking about these 2 movies,

which are also one of my favorites now, yay!



Super 8 and Attack The Block.



*MINOR SPOILERS ALERT*

*MINOR SPOILERS ALERT*

*MINOR SPOILERS ALERT*

*MINOR SPOILERS ALERT*



Interesting Fact of my life.

Before I went to watch these 2 movies.


A lot people complaint to me how bad these movies were.



Bitch!

Imma Bitch Slap in Yo Face!



Reason: (Super 8)


"Oh, dear lord, don't know what the hell are they talking about."


"OMG, WORST ENDING EVER, don't know why that alien didn't do that at first!"


"And the alien looks like Transformer."




Reply: (Me)


1.

You love and understand crap movies like Transformer 2 and Alien VS Predator 2..

but...you don't understand this kid movie?



2.

Diu you!

That's because they're aliens, from outer space, they don't have AirAsia, you fark shet!

If humans can explain how he did that, then the humans might as well build one space craft since they were holding the alien's technologies!



3.

I'm sorry, but I hate you personally.

For some reason, I don't know how the hell you managed to go opposite of me,

Every

Farking

Time.

I say this movie sucks, you say it was the best movie. Vice Versa.

It hurts me more to see you doing the movie review.


Back to topic.

You hate Super 8, because it looks like Transformer is one of your reasons?


I HATE YOU, BECAUSE YOU LOOKS LIKE JACKIE CHAN WHO GAINED 2000 POUNDS, YOU NEWB!





Reason (Attack The Block)


"Diu, wasted 1 hour and a half of my life. This movie no story at all. I only watch movies with good storyline."





Reply: (Me)


Got story.

Every movies also got their stories.


It just depend on how the storyline is being well developed.



And

Your favorite Transformer movie series are called Movie with no storyline.

*Except for Transformer 3*


This one guarantee got a good storyline,

but I don't understand how you didn't see it.


Maybe like what I've said,

THEIR FUCKING ALIENS, BRO!


You expect some old green and small alien creature with beard,

suddenly came out from a spaceship,

And then starts explaining shits to you?

Even worse yet, using "ENGLISH" to explain?

About how their planet is lost,

How they need to refuge on our planet Earth.

But suddenly aliens from their clan decided to rule the Earth?



Wake up, bro, wake up.




Attack The Block is a movie about Actions and Consequences.

4.5 out of 5.









End.





.

My laptop, my blog and Transformer 3

.
My Laptop
-------------

Ok...this is sad...really sad...

My final exam and final assignments are over...one month holiday..

HURRAH for that!


But the thing is...my laptop died again...

And I thought I can spend one month misery llife on gaming again...


Why laptop? Why?


I thought we were friends?

All the fun we shared, all the games we played...

And all the porns we watched....


Sigh...


It's not really dead though...


He still managed to run 5 minutes for me...

Well...i guess it's enough for me to check my notifications...



But still...no sudden programs...

Especially MSN.


Kit: yo

kit: noob

Kit: go die

Kit: oi

Kit: wat u doing?



*laptop dies*

I hate u ppl.





My blog
----------

my baby needs a new look.



Transformer 3
-----------------

Working as a Sony Promoter,

there's an awesome privilege.


Mooooooovies, tons of movies!


Of coz, I watched T1 and T2 a couple of times over there...

It was terrible...

Those 2movies were disastrous...


So..

When I bought T3 ticket...

I was like "WTH am I doing..."


But turns out the movie was actually pretty good.

Rated 4 /5


Call me sick or whatsoever..

But finally...u finally gets to see more dead humans.


Nigga pls,


In a battlefield, it's cruel and bloody...

Innocent lives may get caught in it...

Now that is what I called real..


Story wise is overall well done.

more epic battle scenes,

less lame slap stick comedies.


Everything is well explained..for once...



Good movie. Good movie.






P.S: blogging on phone sucks hard.






End.




.

Shaaaddap!

Renna: "So, who's ur favorite character in Friends?"

Me: "Joey and Rose"

Renna: "You mean Ross?"

Me: "Ya, Rose"

Renna: "Roooss"

Me: " Rooose"

*Renna puts hand on my shoulder*

Renna: "Roooss, do the tongue, the tongue"

Me: "Rosy......"

Renna: "Dustin..."

Me: "SHAAAAADDDAPP!!!!!"

End.

Malaysian Culture. I feel you.

So...yea...

24th June 2011...

I was going back home after a haircut..

But there was this asshole drove too slow...

Causing me to stuck in the red light...

I was not happy about it...

So I look left and look right...

I run through the red lights...

and got caught by the police...

lolololol

/GG/

The whole situation was a bit messed up for me...

I'm still a virgin ( never got caught in this situation before, lol)

Seeing the 2 polices coming out from their vehicle...and starts walking towards your car...

I was very very nervous at first..until..

The first police talked to me...in a very friendly manner tone..

He even greeted me...what a nice fellow!

I greeted him back and automatically passing my IC and license to him.

We chit chat a bit, about the traffic light jokes..

He then studied my Driving License, then got shocked..

He waved to his partner..signaled him to come over...

Both studied the driving license together...

And then had the shock of their lives...

Of course...it was very intense for me too, seeing them got shocked from that..

The first police and then told me..

"Oh no, you're a still P license holder?"

"This is a very serious offence to the law, you know."

"The fine for this charge is RM300, are you aware of that?"

I told him I understood and even apologized.

He even told me that, if this crime goes into my record..

I'll immediately failed my P license...

Of course...

If my dad found out about this...he'll probably bury me alive in North Pole...

I went super emo that moment..

And then the Jesus Police spoke to me.

Him: "Do you want to get fined RM300?"

Me: "No, sir."

Him: "Do you want to fail your P license?"

Me: "No, sir, please"

Him: "Hmm..I think...I can help you out this time...do you have RM50"

My gooooood...WOW!

Is this the so-called Malaysian Culture I've been waiting for??

I only have RM40...so I negotiated with him a bit...

And then when I took out my money and handed to him.......

He went irritated and asked:

"NO NO NO NO! What are you doing?"

GG....This time confirm GG....

I was caught for doing bribery!!!????

And then he told me:

"There's people looking...keep the money low..."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~

He put his hand on my car window along with my IC and license...

I slipped my money to him...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~

Before everything was settled.

Him: "Alright now, you drive save."

Me: "You too, sir. Take care, have a good day."

*Waves and smile at him as he walks away*

End.

Aiks.

I'm alone at home again :X

End.

That time..

There is time like this:

"Oh my god, oh my god..

SHE LIKES ME??

Serious?? Oh wow! Don't know what to do! What should I do?

So nervous~"

But.

There is also time like this:

"Oh god......oh god.....

She likes me?

Are you serious? You're not farking serious? Right?

...oh...I don't know what to do...what should I do...."

Oh no..

End.

Green Lantern

*Spoiler alert*

Let's talk about Thor's movie formula again, shall we?

1. Hero/Main Character- Get a super good looking one.

2. Protagonist/Bad Guy-A villain with a primary school IQ that wish to rule the world.

3. Confidant/Sidekick- Hot chick with a Ph.D level in Pendidikan Moral, who always taught shit into the Hero.

4.Scriptwriting- You don't need to hire a scriptwriter, just write one when you're going to the toilet to unload your craps, remember to throw in some lame jokes or slapstick comedy though.

5. Acting- ok, not so bad, bcoz the Hero is super hot, and the sidekick is super Sexy.

6. Extras/Ke le fei- Very crucial and important, to make the whole big scenes look real enough, get a bunch of them.

You see...about Green Lantern...it's about the same formula..

But!

It's better, in a few points.

4. Scriptwriting- more lame jokes.

6. Extras/Ke le fei- Very crucial and important, to make the whole big scenes look real enough.......GET THE WHOLE CITY OF THEM.

LOL.

Seriously, what would you do when you see the sky is filled with poop, and bunch of tentacles are coming out from it? It's like MAGGOTS on POOPS!

Answer: The city just decided to stand there and watch, taking videos and upload it on facebook. No sense of danger at all?

When is the last time you saw your own poop trying to make you rich or make you feel good, faggots??

And this movie, they have epic battle scenes too.

Sinestro: "Oh, wise ones, let me lead the strongest squadron of Green Lanterns and defeat this evil Parallax."

Wise Guys: "Go"

0 sec. Bunch of Green Lanterns, about 13 or more soaring up high in the galaxy..swwooooosh~

6 secs. Swoooooosh~

10 secs. We found the target..swoooosh~

14 secs. Target Chained.

16 secs. Target Speared.

21 secs. Target is pissed off. Vacuum mode is initiated.

25 secs. Green Lanterns all died.

28 secs. Sinestro (I don't know why, but still alive) is back at the HQ, reporting their failure.

And the costume, not much to complain, but still going to complain anyway.

Skin-tight, a bit gayish.

The mask, only covers the eyes.

Main character, obviously the superhero, attend to a big party, and he's sort of a big shot.

Everyone knows him.

Danger appears.

Transform into Green Lantern.

Save People.

But everyone was like: "Oh, a Super-Hero! I wonder who he is? Hmmm~"

Yea, I'm pretty sure the face structure, the facial hair and his hairdo wasn't clear enough for you to recognize that's the same dude that attend to your party (he's a bigshot too)

Same goes to you, Superman.

There's also some weird scenes.

Guy: "Argh, a talking fish!"

Fish: "I am Fishy, guardian of 2148, my home planet is-"

Guy: "Is Mailian, home with 3.2 billion species...*blah blah blah, some intelligent things*"

Guy: "How did I do that?"

Fish: "The power of the ring, grants you the abilities to power up your functions."

Guy: "Where am I?"

Go figure?

Superhero movies these days never ceased to disappoint me.

1.5/5

End.