Monday, July 4, 2011

Alien Issues (Movies)

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Why did I quote there (Movies)?


Because it happens to some of my other posts..

I got a total of 450+ views from different countries for the past 2 months...


But all came from one same entry..


Google.



=.=

So..I quote there Movies..

Just in case..

scared that people are searching for Alien Facts..and end up in here..


This blog was supposed to be my *diary* thingy..



Right.

Coming back to the post.



This post particularly talking about these 2 movies,

which are also one of my favorites now, yay!



Super 8 and Attack The Block.



*MINOR SPOILERS ALERT*

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Interesting Fact of my life.

Before I went to watch these 2 movies.


A lot people complaint to me how bad these movies were.



Bitch!

Imma Bitch Slap in Yo Face!



Reason: (Super 8)


"Oh, dear lord, don't know what the hell are they talking about."


"OMG, WORST ENDING EVER, don't know why that alien didn't do that at first!"


"And the alien looks like Transformer."




Reply: (Me)


1.

You love and understand crap movies like Transformer 2 and Alien VS Predator 2..

but...you don't understand this kid movie?



2.

Diu you!

That's because they're aliens, from outer space, they don't have AirAsia, you fark shet!

If humans can explain how he did that, then the humans might as well build one space craft since they were holding the alien's technologies!



3.

I'm sorry, but I hate you personally.

For some reason, I don't know how the hell you managed to go opposite of me,

Every

Farking

Time.

I say this movie sucks, you say it was the best movie. Vice Versa.

It hurts me more to see you doing the movie review.


Back to topic.

You hate Super 8, because it looks like Transformer is one of your reasons?


I HATE YOU, BECAUSE YOU LOOKS LIKE JACKIE CHAN WHO GAINED 2000 POUNDS, YOU NEWB!





Reason (Attack The Block)


"Diu, wasted 1 hour and a half of my life. This movie no story at all. I only watch movies with good storyline."





Reply: (Me)


Got story.

Every movies also got their stories.


It just depend on how the storyline is being well developed.



And

Your favorite Transformer movie series are called Movie with no storyline.

*Except for Transformer 3*


This one guarantee got a good storyline,

but I don't understand how you didn't see it.


Maybe like what I've said,

THEIR FUCKING ALIENS, BRO!


You expect some old green and small alien creature with beard,

suddenly came out from a spaceship,

And then starts explaining shits to you?

Even worse yet, using "ENGLISH" to explain?

About how their planet is lost,

How they need to refuge on our planet Earth.

But suddenly aliens from their clan decided to rule the Earth?



Wake up, bro, wake up.




Attack The Block is a movie about Actions and Consequences.

4.5 out of 5.









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