FFFFUUUUUUUUUs ro dah.

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Fuck.


Skyrim,

You are a mistake I should have never begin with.

















End.








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Batman Arkham City and Saints Row: The Third

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Just finished the 2 games :P




And so here's my review:


Batman Arkham City
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GOOD gameplay and GOOD storyline,

the atmospheric world really sets in perfectly with the Batman's feel.

(well, though the world is not as big as Grand Theft Auto, but still good enough.)


Batman Arkham City is a sequel to Batman Arkham Asylum,

so yea...DUUUH, the story obviously picked up from there.


There's tons of puzzles you can solve, it's part of the side quests from Riddler.

There's also side quests where you go hunt some other villains which are not from the main story, damn awesome :D



Every characters were very well introduced,

and some of them were characters I haven't seen before..

Not sure if I'm getting outdated from the Batman world..

or these characters suddenly just popped out of from no where...hmmmm =="


But yea...piece of advice if you want to play this game...

Don't fucking die in the game...

otherwise the villains will show up and say disturbing things...==


To sum things up,

If you want to play a very good game.


Batman Arkham City gets

4.9 out of 5.






Saints Row: The Third
----------------------


From my impression.


Character Creation,

Very cool and very funny,

there's tons of details you can choose from and play with.

It's something you don't see from any other games :D


Cutscenes?

Damn fucking cool.

Some of them gets really hilarious too,

you can expect some really funny-till-die catch phrases or scripts.



Gameplay,

everything started very awesome,

but it gets too repetitive after a while,



and it gets "worse?"

we all know most games gets level up system,

in this game, when it comes to upgrading system..

it gets too out-of-the-world in the end...

No damage, infinite ammo, infinite stamina, blah blah blah...

Aren't those more like cheats....? =.=


So somehow it makes the gameplay from easy to super-easy...


But of course, the good side of this game,

they actually plays awesome music.



To sum things up,

if you looking for a cool game.



Saints Row: The Third gets

4 out of 5






End.





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Old Story.

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Not much to update, but someone insisted me to write something.


I wrote that biatch a post, biatches love post.




2 years ago,

I have a cousin who comes back from Australia once a year,

he would usually listen to these weird music, and I often visits him.

so thanks to him, eventually I got hooked by these music too.


After a while, I got so bored with the music from radio.

It had been playing the same type of music all over and over again...



So I listened to my own playlist using my old handphone or mp3 back then,


until...


1 year later,


I GOT MY OWN FARKING CAR!!!! WOOOOT!!!!

AND THIS COOL FARKING CAR HAS A USB PORT FEATURE!!!! DOUBLE WOOOOT!!!!



If Barney Stinson has a psych up playlist,

I have one too.


That's why I love driving my own car everytime,

I felt comfortable in every way my music playlist could possibly satisfied,

it's like having Ear-Gasm every moment driving in my own car.



Until......


I started fetching friends around,



Expectation:

I thought if they listened to my music playlist,

they will actually like it and think I'm awesome!



Reality:

Friends listened to my music playlist,

says: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"




Le Disappointed: "Okay..." :(



And the disappointment didn't end from there...

people kept complaining and changed my radio without asking..

(YES, I'm actually still pissed off about it)


So I thought, maybe I was weird among these normal people...

I am a total outcast... :(

my heart was smashed into smithereens..

I started avoiding people or friends..





UNTIL.


I was sending a friend (Teri) back to her home..

and then I realized I was playing this "WEIRD PLAYLIST"..

I FARKING FORGOTTEN TO CHANGE IT TO THE RADIO!!!!



Farking doomed for life, cause this friend is your regular "Girl-Next-Door"


Don't get it?

Basically she's someone you admired from afar and hard to approach in a way.


Still don't get it?

Pretty, Smart and Popular.



Before the shame kept spreading, I tried to minimize the damage before it got any worse..

So I apologized and asked (just to be polite):

"Oh, sorry, forgotten edi, do you want me to change to the radio, I know these music sounds a bit weird."


She replied:

"Why change? Your music is good la!"


and that moment for a while, I thought I heard Jesus singing or something.




And then we start exchanging music with each other on facebook after that..

Mana tau....


Oh Sweet Jesus Banana Is Delicious..

I actually have other friends who listen to these music, including my lecturer.


We built up a community after that...


I even stumbled-upon (kudos to poh) this cool music site,

www.8tracks.com


I started hanging around there,

making playlists, meet new friends, be popular



and after a while, I think I've met my music soul mate :)



and then my confidence was built up again,

that's when I'm feeling good once more.


I'd like to thank all the people who helped me walked out from my misery darkness.



Moral of the story?

Don't hate-complain or rage spam on other people music,

because that will make other people sad,

then some other people will become so sad,

so sad until become a serial killer and kill so many people.


No shit, I'm not joking, the possibilities are out there.



I'm neither a hipster or hipster-wannabe,

I'm just a regular joe who loves his music.




End.







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Handgasm.

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Went to Eric's place, browsed through all his secret stashes.


Copy everything, and just finished installing:


Saints Row: The Third

Batman Arkham City

Dungeon Siege 3

Dead Island




The others...wait till I finished these 4 games first :P




I tried Saints Row: The Third...

Bloody hell...I'm in love with this game...

I'M A FARKING SUPERMAN IN THIS GAME!!!!!




End.

Taking a break.

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I've reached a point where

I'm not interested in understanding humans anymore.






End.

Timeline.

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Some of you may know about this whole new timeline thing from Facebook,

some of you don't..



if you don't, here's a brief explanation..




It's basically like a new blog format thingy for your facebook,

you get to refer back the things you "did" since the day you joined facebook.


I thought it was a pretty cool feature,

until I referred back to the things I did/liked/wrote back then...



DAFUQ...I was a fucking retard.







End.








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You are the Apple of my Eye!

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Yep, finally watched that show.

And movie rating is?

4.5 out of 5.

It's a really good movie,

especially is something where we all can reflect the events upon our lives.

This movie begins with all the main characters in their high school years,

the time when all teenagers just enjoying their days or having fun,

but most importantly!

it is the time when all the magic moments begin, PUPPY LOVE!

As the movie goes on, the story starts to get more realistic,

We would all know that we lived in cruel reality, there's not always a happy ending.

But still,

Love is like a heavy rain,

even if you catch cold from it,

you still wish to experience it once more.

After watching this movie, I just can't help thinking about everything again;

I felt good, but at the same time, my heart was aching badly, even until now.

And so, even though I'm not sure if she will read this,

I thought I should write back to her.

感谢你当了我多年最诚恳的知心。

往后，你可要继续开心和幸福下去。

猪。

End.

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Forever Alone.

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LOL.

Not sure what happened back then was serious or not...

But still...if I keep jumping off away like that...

*Hit it, Imaginary Man with God Voice!*

"THOU SHALL FOREVER BE ALONE."

End.

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Sigh..

.

A temporary change..

Living room is now my bedroom..

Doing Internship Report...


LIKE A BOSS.

End.

The Awkward Moment.

.

The awkward moment when,

You start bitching to me like a little girl,

I'm serious.

Have some pride, you are a guy.

End.

.

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I'm feeling lonely ever since you left,

no worries,

It's not like there's any reasons for you to notice me.



But I'll keep on waiting over here,


probably one day you'd return, and we could have a conversation like before.



Like what I've vowed to myself before, I hope I've brought laughters to your life.

Keep Smiling.







End.







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The Thing

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

This month didn't managed to save up any money...

Too many plans...

birthday here and there...

and there's another one tomorrow...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Anyway...

Just came back from a movie,

THE THING.

In case you didn't know,

the 2011 THE THING is actually a prequel to 1982 THE THING.

And my review for the 2011 version...

just came back from that movie..

and my brain is still a bit "duuuh-ish" right now...

So I don't really know how to put this...

Instead of using fancy words...

I think I'm just going use reactions to describe this movie...

There's the "Huuuh" moment,

then the "Eeeew"

and

lastly the "Haar"

Well, that's just only my opinion...

Could be because I've watched the 1982 version,

so I could possibly get how is the whole movie going to lead...

Or it could be director's fault for not hiding the characters good enough....

I thought some scenes weren't really well done or well explained to the audience...

Some of the characters even looked almost the same, so you might get confused about them too..

I think, the whole movie could have been a whole lot better...

Let's just end it this way,

if you're looking for:

Adequate horror,

and a bit mind-fucked-ish movie.

Yea, this is your movie..

but not highly recommended to go watch with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

This movie gets 2 out of 5.

P.S.

Ma cau hai....the whole cinema, got 3 pairs of couples and only one single me...

Damn embarassing...need to find one girlfriend a.s.a.p...

End.

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Close enough.

.

Was reading this article a few months ago,

It's about Lucid Dream, about how one self is aware of him/herself is aware that one is dreaming..

And then,

you be the God in your own dream realm,

you can even talk to your own thoughts as if you're talking to another person

and all sorts of other crazy stuffs.

So basically, I've been trying this out since then...

managed to pull out a couple of few tricks since then..

And then I had another one yesterday,

Probably the whackiest and the most epic lucid dream I've ever had this month.

In this dream,

I was drinking and joking with a couple of other guys in a bar.

I couldn't really remember what's the conversation was about,

But I remembered something,

I told them:

"Oh, hey guys, I'll be right back, I think I forgot to switch on my alarm."

I walked into a door when I got up, it was pitch black.

Then I woke up straight away after that..

I looked for my phone and checked...

I really have forgotten to switch on the alarm clock... =.=

Turn it on, and then straight went to bed again...

And, I was back at the table talking to the guys again.....LOL

End.

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Where dem' Balls at?

End.

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Feliz Cumpleanos, El Padre.

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9/10/2010.  12:00 a.m.


Father: "Sigh"

Mother: "What's wrong with you?"


Father: "Siiiiigh"

Mother: "Don't disturb me, I'm trying to watch my drama here.."


Father: "Siiiiiiiggghh"

Mother: "Get out of the room!"


*Father leaves room*


Son: "What's wrong with Father? He's acting a bit unusual today."

Mother: "I don't even know why I married him at the first place."



9/10/2010.   11:00 a.m


Mother: "Oh my God, isn't today your Father's birthday?"







Present Day. 8/10/2011.




Damn Dad kept reminding me about his birthday since 5 days ago...=.=

Yea..I do owe him an apology about that forgetful incident...


Well, anyway...hope he likes this birthday cake we got for him...

Hope he likes it.




Oh, and btw.


Did a part time job in KL at 6.30 a.m.

Met new friends. All quite cool.

Hilarious and emo gossip moments.



With Teri, Daniel and Deidra.


Went for a movie in KLCC.

The 3 Musketeers.

2 out of 5.


But yea, overall

I had a lot of fun today. :)





End.











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dum Dum DUMM

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Mother of God.

End.

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Girl's Closet.

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My father's friend just moved into this Bungalow 2 months ago..

And we were invited to visit it...

We took a tour here and there...

As we entered the daughter's room and stepped into her closet...

HOLY FUCK.

I've never seen so many dildos in my entire life.

Just kidding,

the closet was damn big..that's all..

End.

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Are you smarter than 5th Grader.

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*Are You Smarter Than 5th Grader shows on TV*

1st Grade Spelling:

Which word is wrong from the following sentence:

"I no four people from Mississippi."

Cousin yells: "OF COURSE IS MISSISSIPPI LA!"




*Gives Cousin the coldest eye stare beyond humanity's wildest imagination*

Yes...my eye stare for him from that day onward will be that cold...

End.

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Douchebags.

.

They.

Remember that mistake you made 500, 476 and 325 years ago,

but couldn't remember any good deeds you did for that past 500 years.

They.

When their plans didn't work out,

acts like a douche and tell anyone else is not their fault.

They.

Ego, ego, ego.

What arrogant bastards they are.

They.

Ask them to do something simple,

they ask you to go to hell.

They.

Lack of compassion, Arrogance and Hatred on people for damn minor reasons.

LAH. They are damn LAH-LAH.

They. (LAST, BUT NOT LEAST.)

ASS,

HOLE.

End.

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Meh, just another legacy.

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Yes..

It is true that I injured my left eye.

And of course, I thought I should let everyone know what happened through my blog.


They deserve to know the truth behind this injury.

WHAT HAPPENED.

18th September 2011, Providence.

The night was cold, but it shook off

as I took a sip from that warm espresso in my hand.

From Blue State Coffee, Thayer Street.

Normally,

I would tell anyone that I always wanted to try new coffee,

But the truth is,

Starbucks was a couple more blocks away from Blue State Coffee.

Walking back to Bowen Street.

Straight ahead, there's where it will soon begin.

I took another sip of espresso

and continue my investigation,

The theories and clues just won't come together.

Even though Aslan is my most reliable sources of all,

maybe, just maybe, I thought,

Maybe Aslan was wrong again.

That one time in Brooklyn Street.

That piece of information about the missing children,

turn out was just a postiche from a wannabe.

And I gave that wannabe a new third breathing hole.

But this time,

in Rhode Island,

Oblivious Rich Fag will kidnap Emma Wattson.

My normal reaction to this situation,

I would usually text Aslan back and says:

"Fuck you."

But I didn't,

Without any hesitation,

I traveled here according to the informant,

What can I say,

I'm just another big fan of Emma Wattson.

Looking at the bright side, it's been a while since I traveled,

even if this is another false information or prank.

maybe I will just drop by New York and break a few fingers of Aslan.

It's 12:49 a.m now.

That's exactly 4 hours since my arrival.

That's 12:53 p.m back in my country.

And there they are.

2 male walking out from Brown University,

with a blindfolded and hand tied female between them.

Judging the female from my distance,

Sweet mother of all heavens, she is Emma Wattson.

And then I took a quick scan on the males.

Should be around 23-ish, 5.95 feet tall...

*Wham*

I was sucker punched right in the left eye,

before I could finish my analysis of my dreadful kidnappers.

There was a third guy all along,

my cover was blown.

I must say, whoever made that punch is smart,

Sending a heavy jab into your opponent's eye,

no matter how tough your body is, what kind of hit you can withstand;

Know This.

Your eye is still the most vulnerable of them all.

Even a light hit can cause significant damage like a partially detached retina.

Taking a hit like that into your eye,

Pain, no doubt.

Your vision goes blur for less than 30 minutes, if you're lucky.

Blood starts running into your eye, feeling a bit lightheadedness at the same time.

Coming back to my conscious,

I must quickly regain my steady feet

I must be ready before the second strike comes close.

As I look up, praise the Lord.

With my good eye,

I quickly parried the second punch that's coming for my face.

Smart thug was trying to knock me out with another heavy blow.

Grabbed his trench coat, I gave him a helpful fist in his lower left rib cage.

Before he tried to catch his breath again,

I sent him out with a quick jab into his jaw.

The other 2 Oblivious Rich Fags arrived soon later,

but was soon put down cold

right beside their 3rd partner in crime.

As I pressed my hand against my injured eye, the eye-bag was slightly cut;

I walked towards my goddess,

she looked rather calmed now.

From my guess, she was smart enough to know that she was safe now,

when she heard the Oblivious Rich Fags have gone quiet for a while since her capture.

I untie her hands,

She can remove the blindfold herself after that.

I wouldn't want to dirty her beautiful face with these hands.

"Thank you"

That one simple word from her,

it was magical, the pain my injured eye was slowly going away.

I could kiss Aslan on the cheek, for a couple of times.

I called the cops to clear the mess.

and walked away after that,

without saying a word to her.

"Hey, where are you going?" She asked in the most beautiful voice.

"Home."

I lied, I was looking for the nearest hospital to tend my wound.

"Wait, can I at least know who are you?" She asked again.

Immediately, I looked for all the quotes from the library in my mind.

Should I speak like James Bond?

"My name is Bond, James Bond?"

Nope, not original at all.

Or perhaps I should say some confusing poems?

"I am here is getting there, I wish I was there is getting there."

Nope, too cheesy.

Without wasting another moment,

I told her.

This time with a smile.

"I'm just another big fan of yours."

Then I faded into my dark shadows again.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED,

I was washing my car.

Left the wiper outside.

Washing the lower part of my car, stood up and there goes the wiper in my eye.

P.S:

I would like to thank my parents and my cousins who have been taking real good care of me when I was half blinded for the past few days. :D

End.

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