Things To Do Before I Die #27

Things To Do Before I Die #27


Title: Big Air

Completed.

20th September 2010 ( 12:54a.m )



1.Why is there a list of things I want to accomplish before I die:

Err...well...at least I got those experiences before I die, LOL


2.Am I going to die:

How I know? = =


3.How did I come up with #27: Big Air:

From movies, I have always been wondering how it feels like flying in a car.




According to asian people, we're used to say "Fly Car, Fly Car"

Fly Car: speeding



Yesterday, I was in my friend's car, and he 'sort-of' magically did a real

Fly Car!!!



How it happens:


A group of friends went to Sino Net, cyber cafe.

They played till 12.50am midnight.

Mom called.

Threaten to lock me outside that night.

We paid and ran to the car.

I forced my friend to go through the Green Light before it turns Red.

Friend speeeeeeeeeeeed like hell.

Didn't realize that was a small bump ahead.


GG.

WHAM!


And then both of us were floating in the air.



Credits to Edrei Khoo.


(pls do not try this on your own attempt, the following stunt was done by this lucky faggot and miraculously survived )




END:
I sms you, the rest is up to you. :)

'Reply' "Reply"

Girl: "I R3Gr3T jOr, pLS 4GiV3 m3"



Guy: "that's your own problem"






END

To impress, I learn.

To impress her.

I've learned to draw.




To impress her.

I've learned to dance.




To impress her.

I've learned to be a better man.




To impress her.

I've learned to sacrifice.




To impress her.

I've learned to let go.




To impress her.

I've learned to free myself from my own tormented room.




To impress her.

I've learned to protect.

To impress Her.

I want to be Perfect.

END.

PIRANHA 3D

Went to watch Piranha movie at MBO, with my imaginary friends. :)


Anyhow..




(Spoiler Alerts)





What do I think about Piranha Movie:


1. 1 bottle of beer is enough to kill half of the city, LOL

2. Boobies. Lots of BOOOOBIES. :D

3. Don't watch this in cinema, the Pihak Berkuasa've cut all the porn stunts >:(

4. I should buy the blue-ray disc, b'cause I want to watch all the porn stunts >:)

5. A man's lower half was bitten and says: "They took my penis..they took my penis.."

6. The ending of the movie is hilariously fark up

7. The idea of Piranha 2 would be epic fail.






Brief Summary of This Movie:



I also don't know how to explain..it goes something like this..




Men found Ancient Piranha, that should be extinct 2 millions years ago.

Men having Great Bikini Party, awesome Men.


Ancient Piranhas attack Great Bikini Party;


Not so awesome after all.









That movie only deserves a ironic score of 2 out of 5

:Nujabes:

Nujabes,

Japanese Hip-Hop Recorder / DJ

If you noticed, Nujabes / Seba Jun

That's his real name.




I just found out about his music 2 days ago, 6th of September.

It was awesome to the max.

Heavenly music.




But.

Born on February 7, 1974,

Passed away on February 26, 2010




R.I.P

Thanks for the music.

You, She and Them.

You're a special someone to me.

Even though, it seems impossible for me.

I would still protect you with my flesh and my mind.



She's a ghost to me.

Someone I cared at first, but passed away.

But she still haunts me.



They're the ones I care for.

With joys and laughter we shared.

Without them, my life would seems nothing.




END

Unheard Matters

I thought things would be better if I've spoke...


But still...it wasn't helpful at all...




What am I supposed to do to know you better... :(

M.e + YoU

It's getting late but i don't mind.

All the things we did tonight.


Those would be the best memories. :)




END

Namewee: "One Malaysia"

I don't think he's very special.



Some of his songs quite sohai also.



BUT!


This one I like :D










Hmmmmmm...."The Man" has blocked the embedded code...

Which means, i can't post the video here...

Guess I would have to give up here....













WRONG!

I realized that, you can watch it in youtube..



SO!



HERE'S THE LINK!!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqIIju0UGI



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Harlequin;

Harlequin is happy..

And what's happy for him,

is to be alone within...

Dear Harlequin...

Wandering and off he sings,

and then came nowhere he hears a crying within..

Harlequin looks around...

What he sees and surprised as he found,

she's a sad maiden, who lost her sound...

Harlequin is there to help..

For he has stories and tales to tell,

and singing too, to ensure she's doing well..

And now Harlequin is happy,

he says: "What's happy for me,

is to see you smile!"

"BUT"

Sad maiden was no longer sad and ill...

She was freed from her terrible will,

no longer needed Harlequin, to be there to heal...

Now...Harlequin is sad...

Very sad...

For now...he is alone to begin with..

( = . = ) ? ( > . < )

Sien...

Don't know what to do now...



Everything is so messed up now....




I miss my friends....

I want find my buddies... T.T




Final exam and assignments pls fast fast go away....

Troubles go die pls...




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Update update!

Q & A (no.1)
---------------------------


"How's life in college?"


Ok ok lo...managed to bear through everything...


Finished every final presentations edi...did a pretty good job too...got 2nd place for one presentation also judging by a big client...happy :D


But bullshit......my individual essay assignments also stacking up like hell lo...


Completely no idea how to do at all....

Basically it means I'M GG!!!!!!!!


Ok la...final exam also coming edi...

Basically it means I'M SUPER GG!!!!!!!!!




Q & A (no.2)
-------------------


"What are you up to recently?"


Nothing, I'm lifeless and that's awesome.

Why awesome?


'How can you kill someone with no life?' >:)


*Giggle*

Well, actually I did quite a few things though..

Facebook for 24-7...

Baking Life...Castle Age...Car Town...Ceo Dream...Dawn of Dragons...

Facebook games...damn lifeless, right? :D




And also, been getting back on my drawing stuffs again!

Using my new Digital Drawing Pad! :D

Glad that I'm able to get a better sketch than I used to before...

Now not so bad edi...getting hang of it edi... :)

Muahaha...really hope that I can get better... :D





















My simple sketch, testing out the colour~







Next..

Hmmmm...this one a bit weird...

This month a lot people breakup... :/

Happens a lot to my frens...hope they get over it soon...


Be single!

It's idealistic! In a way...




And..........................

Bought an animation last time...

SUGAR
















What's this?

More gay animation?

Your head la...



I recommend this animation :)

I think this is one of the best I've seen or collected!


Admit it, people!

They're cute!




And lastly!

Finally!

Outing this few days with my buddies!

Damn fun

Damn funny

Damn sohai, by the way


JayK...Edrei...Jack....Yuvin...and also other 2 I'm not quite familiar with...

Lol...


And Yuvin's leaving to Canada edi...

Lol...fun level will reduced to a certain standard edi...sien...



END

Epic Sunday..

Don't know who plan de...


I think is Sebiji (Ee Lee)...


Today went to Bukit Cahaya for a "healthy exercise"...

At Shah Alam...

Don't know where where where...

And don't ask me guide you...


Cause' I never recognize things like road...


I'm a Tour Guide Fail...




Anyway...left my place at 7.15am...picked up by...

My dearest friend and also part time driver...

Lee Sek Hon~

I heard a news from him when got onto the car...


"GOOD RIDDANCE!!!"


Then we meet up the others at a restaurant for a simple breakfast...

Sek Hon, Seng Huat, Katherine, Ee Lee, Florence, Cloud and Me!



And then.....................I didn't notice the time...

So not even sure how I reach Bukit Cahaya also...( due to lack of sleep...I think )



Bukit Cahaya, somehow quite amazing~

The place is huge...damn huge...


Can do quite a lot of things there...


SkyTrax, similar to the obstacles run like that...

Flying Fox....

Swimming pool....

Fishing...


Those what I mentioned...we didn't try...

Cause no time at all!!!!!


But we rent the bicycle, except for Florence, she'd been there before...

I asked her why...

"Because very tiring la!" She says...


"BULLSHIT! IMPOSSIBLE!" I says...



After the walk...I regretted a bit because I didn't believe her...

Riding bicycle there is suffering at a few sites...


Especially when it is BUKIT ( Mountains )...


So..the uphills...

We all GG lo....


Push like hell...damn sufferring...


Damn lot of things happened there...

Lazy write...

I want go sleep edi...





After that...we went to Bukit Raja JJ...

At first say want go for breakfast only...

And then lo...

That Sebiji lo...

Gei Gao lo...

Like that lo...


Then everyone going for a movie edi...haih...

But before that we went to McD for lunch...

Then everyone started to Kepo there Kepo here edi...



Ok...about the movie...

"Love In Disguise"

Starring LeeHom Wang and also directed by him...


Movie...not bad...

Plot...not bad...

Script writing...sucks...


2 out of 5... (acceptable only)

Goodnite all...



END

Tekken

Today..

Went to watch movie with my whole class..


Watched Tekken..


Coz that's the only movie we can watch at that moment...




After watching that movie...


I kept thinking of all kind of statements to post up in my Facebook status...


Funny ones? or the Sarcastic ones?



Then I decided...


Fuck them kao kao....



GUAI LO EAT SHITS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM????????



HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN HAVE THE INSPIRATION TO MAKE TEKKEN?????


THIS MOVIE SUCKS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF BOTTOMLESS PIT OF SHIT!!!!!!!!





Ok...

Here's a simple comparison I have in my mind about this world..



Western People - They're sociable, that's what makes them cool.

Asian - Somehow, they're a bit emo, in a way, but that's what makes them cool too.


Tekken - Using Western People to play the part of an Asian, SO FUCKING NOT COOL!!!


Unbelievable...every fighters in the movie keep acting like

"Whazzzup"

"Yea, what?"

"You're digging me?"

"Alriiight~"


FUCK YOU Dwight H.Little!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY REALLY studied the game????????



IF HAVEN'T!!!!!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS KIND OF MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




SHIT YOU ALL, GUAI LO!!!!!!!!


"The Forbidden Kingdom"

Suddenly, the whole China just speaks English o0o



"Dragonball Z"

Fuck you


"Tekken"

Fuck you 99




Worst movie in the history of movie industry

7th of August

Today?

The last second day of my work.... :D

Working hard to earn money...

Using this hard work money to make more money... :D



But today damn funny...in a way...


Firstly, I realized that Seng Huat gets excited when he saw dogs are mating... :P

Secondly, yesterday...went out lim teh till very late...took a short nap at my working place...hope my boss didn't see it... :P

Thirdly, managed to meet my old buddies again...damn happy also :P

Fourthly, went to pasar malam with them, enjoy my snacking moments with them... :)

Lastly, managed to dig out some "information" from my old buddies... :P



At least...now I know they are doing fine...all the best to them :)




END

PS: PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR "FRIENDSHIP" AS AN ADVANTAGE! YOU'RE THE WORST OF YOUR KIND!

我习惯了。。

我习惯了。。


从小因为态度差到极点。。

所以朋友并不多。。


从小针对我的人。。

除了那九位。。

“全世界” 都抛弃了我。。


从小疼惜我的人。。

两位补习老师。。

一个为情自杀了。。

另一位，老公过世，女儿自杀。。她的心也死了。。



而全世界唯一把我当宝看。。

我的公公。。

也离开了我的身边。。



现在。。

已习惯那种孤独的感觉。。



你说你想尝试。。

我没有那个胆量。。


我很怕你说“我后悔了”

我很怕我真惜的人又会离我而去。。



我很怕再承受那次的痛苦。。

我不习惯。。



因为爱情永远都不可能是长久的。。

因为爱情是这么残酷，这么现实。。

Them. But you.

Friends.

At least they're one of the reasons why I am breathing today.



I can't lose any of them...




Please do not change the way how we are right now.

I really don't want to lose you. :(

I wan to watch Inception...again T.T

I went to that movie 3 times edi.........

First...with cousins...

Second...Alone...

Third...with brothers...J K and Li Lok... :D

That movie is too good....

I would give this movie all sort of awards....








MOVIE OF THE DAY, WEEK, MONTH, YEAR, DECADE, CENTURY, MILLENNIUM...





The director of this movie is an a-hole...




The ending makes me miserable....T.T





A must watch movie...T.T





I WANT GO WATCH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratings: Infinity out of 10 (Best movie ever)

END


I really miss her but also really hate her...

My Fanatic Saturday

To me...it's sort of like a gathering except it wasn't really much of a gathering..

I finally got the chance to meet up with high school buddies...the A3-ians and a special guest (Cloud)...haha...he's one of our A3-ians family edi also la...

I only met a few of them..others are busy with their appointments...Business People...


And it's also quite rare for me to show up though...haha!


Monday till thursday study, Friday till Sunday working!

So I quit my job..

It was a good pay, but lousy employer. Screw him...




Basically..

My Fanatic Saturday got part A, part B and part C!




Part A

Participants: Katherine, Cloud, Ee Lee, Seng Huat, Pheng Fei and me.

Objectives: Went for a movie, The Back Up Plan at 12.10pm and then lunch after that.


Synopsis:

The movie, was quite ok, above average 3.8 / 5, but there were a few horrifying scenes...which basically makes you changed your perspectives of having child birth...really...it happens to me..

And then..movie ends at 1.50pm...everyone hesistated where to have our lunch...

And then..Ee Lee brought us to Friends (Cafe??) restaurant..


I ordered HK spicy fish...it was GOOD..

And then Cloud ordered Caraboata?...to him...it was PUKE...

To me...it was AWESOME...all the creamy taste!!!!!!


Without a doubt, I requested to switch my dish with him!!! MUAHAHAHA!!


And then and then...chat chat chat...until we have to send Cloud to tuition..


LOL...actually...the day should end by then...hahaha....but suddenly I was very semangat to ask them if they wanted to go for activities later on again or not...


Haha...of course...this buddies very sporting de...PASAR MALAM at 7.00pm!




Part B

Participants: Seng Huat, Pheng Fei and Me

Objectives: Kill our time in cyber cafe.

Synopsis:

Waiting till 7.00pm is still a long way to go...so we went to CC...

I asked KATHERINE if she wanted to go...but she said want to go home...

And then we on Facebook in CC...she post out "I DON WANT TO BE ALONE IN HOME"..


This lady here....haih... :P


I played Dota with them...of course...too long didn't play edi...my rank was pull down from the "Average Hunter" to the "Fuck you, Feeder" ranking...

Haha...I did badly in the games...


And...Pheng Fei wasn't feeling well...he coughed...and coughed...and coughed...and coughed...

I was very worried that he might coughed out his lungs...haha..


We tried to send him back to get some rest later on, but parents weren't home...no one to open door for him...


So he has to stick with us again, LOL!!

Then we went to Seng Huat's place...he forced us to have dinner...still used a knife also...



Part C

Participants: Katherine, Li Mei, Cloud, Seng Huat, Pheng Fei, Xie Wei ( appear only 10 minutes ) and ME

Objectives: Pasar Malam strolling...pizza huat and football at Katherine's place...

Synopsis:

We went pasar malam strolling...invited so many people...but all Business People...Xie Wei did come...but...we only saw her for 10 minutes then she has to leave edi...a bit time clashing at that moment..

Same...she still has the kiddie look...haha :P


And then we went to Pizza Hut at Setia Alam..

And the foods there are superly awesomely terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They better go bankrupt...


Lastly...we crashed into Katherine's place for a football match, Germany vs. Argentina!

4-0. Great game!!! Sayonara, Argentina edi!!




Awesome fanatic day...reached home at 12.15am...send home by Seng Huat...

This fellow is really good...hahahaha




END

Lucky?

" How are lucky are you guys getting a gal? "


Dude...

Really speechless here le...


Getting a gal...

Is not considered as "LUCKY"...


When it comes into things like relationship...




This is the only way you defined "LUCKY":


"You've found the right one to spend the rest of your life together with."



And the way I see it...

Girls...they wants guys to care for them...


Care as in?


Definitely not keep talking to her...

That will only annoy her...


Definitely not keep asking so much questions about her...

That will only super annoy her...

Especially when you're not on her "acceptance level" yet...




Play it chill la...

Tell some jokes...occasionally ask about her favourites when you guys are in the right conversation...

Don't randomly pop up with questions about her stuffs...

They'll find you irritating...


But be sure she's the right one...

Once you got her...that's only LUCKY!



PS: All the best, bud!


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