Tekken

Today..

Went to watch movie with my whole class..


Watched Tekken..


Coz that's the only movie we can watch at that moment...




After watching that movie...


I kept thinking of all kind of statements to post up in my Facebook status...


Funny ones? or the Sarcastic ones?



Then I decided...


Fuck them kao kao....



GUAI LO EAT SHITS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM????????



HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN HAVE THE INSPIRATION TO MAKE TEKKEN?????


THIS MOVIE SUCKS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF BOTTOMLESS PIT OF SHIT!!!!!!!!





Ok...

Here's a simple comparison I have in my mind about this world..



Western People - They're sociable, that's what makes them cool.

Asian - Somehow, they're a bit emo, in a way, but that's what makes them cool too.


Tekken - Using Western People to play the part of an Asian, SO FUCKING NOT COOL!!!


Unbelievable...every fighters in the movie keep acting like

"Whazzzup"

"Yea, what?"

"You're digging me?"

"Alriiight~"


FUCK YOU Dwight H.Little!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY REALLY studied the game????????



IF HAVEN'T!!!!!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS KIND OF MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




SHIT YOU ALL, GUAI LO!!!!!!!!


"The Forbidden Kingdom"

Suddenly, the whole China just speaks English o0o



"Dragonball Z"

Fuck you


"Tekken"

Fuck you 99




Worst movie in the history of movie industry