Thursday, June 30, 2011

My laptop, my blog and Transformer 3

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My Laptop
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Ok...this is sad...really sad...

My final exam and final assignments are over...one month holiday..

HURRAH for that!


But the thing is...my laptop died again...

And I thought I can spend one month misery llife on gaming again...


Why laptop? Why?


I thought we were friends?

All the fun we shared, all the games we played...

And all the porns we watched....


Sigh...


It's not really dead though...


He still managed to run 5 minutes for me...

Well...i guess it's enough for me to check my notifications...



But still...no sudden programs...

Especially MSN.


Kit: yo

kit: noob

Kit: go die

Kit: oi

Kit: wat u doing?



*laptop dies*

I hate u ppl.





My blog
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my baby needs a new look.



Transformer 3
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Working as a Sony Promoter,

there's an awesome privilege.


Mooooooovies, tons of movies!


Of coz, I watched T1 and T2 a couple of times over there...

It was terrible...

Those 2movies were disastrous...


So..

When I bought T3 ticket...

I was like "WTH am I doing..."


But turns out the movie was actually pretty good.

Rated 4 /5


Call me sick or whatsoever..

But finally...u finally gets to see more dead humans.


Nigga pls,


In a battlefield, it's cruel and bloody...

Innocent lives may get caught in it...

Now that is what I called real..


Story wise is overall well done.

more epic battle scenes,

less lame slap stick comedies.


Everything is well explained..for once...



Good movie. Good movie.






P.S: blogging on phone sucks hard.






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Monday, June 27, 2011

Shaaaddap!


Renna: "So, who's ur favorite character in Friends?"


Me: "Joey and Rose"


Renna: "You mean Ross?"


Me: "Ya, Rose"


Renna: "Roooss"


Me: " Rooose"


*Renna puts hand on my shoulder*


Renna: "Roooss, do the tongue, the tongue"


Me: "Rosy......"



Renna: "Dustin..."


Me: "SHAAAAADDDAPP!!!!!"










End.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Malaysian Culture. I feel you.

So...yea...

24th June 2011...

I was going back home after a haircut..

But there was this asshole drove too slow...

Causing me to stuck in the red light...

I was not happy about it...

So I look left and look right...

I run through the red lights...


and got caught by the police...



lolololol

/GG/



The whole situation was a bit messed up for me...

I'm still a virgin ( never got caught in this situation before, lol)




Seeing the 2 polices coming out from their vehicle...and starts walking towards your car...

I was very very nervous at first..until..

The first police talked to me...in a very friendly manner tone..

He even greeted me...what a nice fellow!


I greeted him back and automatically passing my IC and license to him.

We chit chat a bit, about the traffic light jokes..


He then studied my Driving License, then got shocked..

He waved to his partner..signaled him to come over...


Both studied the driving license together...

And then had the shock of their lives...


Of course...it was very intense for me too, seeing them got shocked from that..

The first police and then told me..


"Oh no, you're a still P license holder?"

"This is a very serious offence to the law, you know."

"The fine for this charge is RM300, are you aware of that?"


I told him I understood and even apologized.

He even told me that, if this crime goes into my record..

I'll immediately failed my P license...


Of course...

If my dad found out about this...he'll probably bury me alive in North Pole...

I went super emo that moment..



And then the Jesus Police spoke to me.


Him: "Do you want to get fined RM300?"


Me: "No, sir."


Him: "Do you want to fail your P license?"


Me: "No, sir, please"


Him: "Hmm..I think...I can help you out this time...do you have RM50"




My gooooood...WOW!

Is this the so-called Malaysian Culture I've been waiting for??



I only have RM40...so I negotiated with him a bit...

And then when I took out my money and handed to him.......




He went irritated and asked:

"NO NO NO NO! What are you doing?"



GG....This time confirm GG....

I was caught for doing bribery!!!????



And then he told me:

"There's people looking...keep the money low..."





LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~




He put his hand on my car window along with my IC and license...

I slipped my money to him...




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~




Before everything was settled.



Him: "Alright now, you drive save."



Me: "You too, sir. Take care, have a good day."

*Waves and smile at him as he walks away*






End.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Aiks.


I'm alone at home again :X







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Monday, June 20, 2011

That time..

There is time like this:



"Oh my god, oh my god..

SHE LIKES ME??

Serious?? Oh wow! Don't know what to do! What should I do?

So nervous~"






But.





There is also time like this:


"Oh god......oh god.....

She likes me?

Are you serious? You're not farking serious? Right?

...oh...I don't know what to do...what should I do...."







Oh no..










End.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Green Lantern




*Spoiler alert*



Let's talk about Thor's movie formula again, shall we?


1. Hero/Main Character- Get a super good looking one.

2. Protagonist/Bad Guy-A villain with a primary school IQ that wish to rule the world.

3. Confidant/Sidekick- Hot chick with a Ph.D level in Pendidikan Moral, who always taught shit into the Hero.

4.Scriptwriting- You don't need to hire a scriptwriter, just write one when you're going to the toilet to unload your craps, remember to throw in some lame jokes or slapstick comedy though.

5. Acting- ok, not so bad, bcoz the Hero is super hot, and the sidekick is super Sexy.

6. Extras/Ke le fei- Very crucial and important, to make the whole big scenes look real enough, get a bunch of them.




You see...about Green Lantern...it's about the same formula..


But!

It's better, in a few points.



4. Scriptwriting- more lame jokes.

6. Extras/Ke le fei- Very crucial and important, to make the whole big scenes look real enough.......GET THE WHOLE CITY OF THEM.


LOL.

Seriously, what would you do when you see the sky is filled with poop, and bunch of tentacles are coming out from it? It's like MAGGOTS on POOPS!


Answer: The city just decided to stand there and watch, taking videos and upload it on facebook. No sense of danger at all?

When is the last time you saw your own poop trying to make you rich or make you feel good, faggots??






And this movie, they have epic battle scenes too.


Sinestro: "Oh, wise ones, let me lead the strongest squadron of Green Lanterns and defeat this evil Parallax."

Wise Guys: "Go"

0 sec. Bunch of Green Lanterns, about 13 or more soaring up high in the galaxy..swwooooosh~

6 secs. Swoooooosh~

10 secs. We found the target..swoooosh~

14 secs. Target Chained.

16 secs. Target Speared.

21 secs. Target is pissed off. Vacuum mode is initiated.

25 secs. Green Lanterns all died.

28 secs. Sinestro (I don't know why, but still alive) is back at the HQ, reporting their failure.



And the costume, not much to complain, but still going to complain anyway.



Skin-tight, a bit gayish.

The mask, only covers the eyes.


Main character, obviously the superhero, attend to a big party, and he's sort of a big shot.

Everyone knows him.


Danger appears.

Transform into Green Lantern.

Save People.


But everyone was like: "Oh, a Super-Hero! I wonder who he is? Hmmm~"

Yea, I'm pretty sure the face structure, the facial hair and his hairdo wasn't clear enough for you to recognize that's the same dude that attend to your party (he's a bigshot too)

Same goes to you, Superman.





There's also some weird scenes.


Guy: "Argh, a talking fish!"

Fish: "I am Fishy, guardian of 2148, my home planet is-"

Guy: "Is Mailian, home with 3.2 billion species...*blah blah blah, some intelligent things*"

Guy: "How did I do that?"

Fish: "The power of the ring, grants you the abilities to power up your functions."

Guy: "Where am I?"



Go figure?




Superhero movies these days never ceased to disappoint me.

1.5/5





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Monday, June 13, 2011

What should I do? No, what do YOU want me to do?

Please choose the most suitable answer to save your own ass.


Scenario:

Man yelled at you.



A. You replied him with soft tone. Pussy.

B. You yelled back at him, and show him a middle finger. Be a man.

C. You stfu. Tolerance is god.






Apparently A. wasn't the correct answer.








Sigh...

Please don't expect people to understand your point of view,

because other PEOPLE have their own POINT OF VIEW.


If you want people to understand and follow your point of view.

Please..

Try the traditional and most custom way..

"TALKING"



Seriously..

Do you really really want me to talk back, yell back or fight back?

Did you really really want me to do so?

Was it not right to reply you without yelling?

Or do you really want to hear that sweet, innocent and weak voice saying:

"Yes..master"?



You were pissed.

I don't mind,

why?

Because I lived under the same roof with you for WHOLE FUCKING 19 YEARS.

SO, NO WORRIES, BRO!!?








End.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Still.





You don't have to wear a mask.



Because,

I'm not as "slow" as you thought I'll be.





Cunning.

and

Evil.



At least,

I'm still a good friend. :P















End.

Phewww....


Question.


What do you do when a gal farts in your car? =.=














End.

Friday, June 10, 2011

92 Truths. Tagged.

NAME: Dustin Go


AGE: 19


BIRTH DATE: 02 Nov


PRESENT ADDRESS: Earth


Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be

tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. (FARK THIS SHIT)






WHAT WAS YOUR:


1. Last Beverage = SOYA BEAN


2. Last Phone Call = Melcom


3. Last Text Message = Crystal


4. Last Song you listened to = The Chemical Brothers-Swoon


5. Last Time you cried = Can't remember





HAVE YOU EVER:


6. Dated someone Twice = Yes


7. Been Cheated on = Yes


8. Kissed someone & regretted it = Yes, but didn't regret! MUAHAHAHA


9. Lost someone special = Yes


10. Been Depressed = Yes


11. Been Drunk and Threw up = Yes






LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:


12. White


13. Silver


14. Black





HAVE YOU:


15. Made a New Friend = Yes


16. Fallen out of love = Fall in love lo...haha


17. Laughed until you cried = Yes


18. Met Someone who changed you = Yes


19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes


20. Found out someone was talking about you = errr...not sure?


21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = no





GENERAL:


22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = all of them, no strangers allowed


24. Do you have any pets = Yes


25. Do you want to change your name = Changed. lol


26. What did you do for your last birthday = It was a normal birthday, until...they decided to stip my pants..*worst birthday ever*


27. What time did you wake up today? = 8.30a.m


28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Rushing designs


29. Name something you CANNOT wait for. = Money


30. Last time you saw your Mother = 5 minutes ago


31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = my life


32. What are you listening to right now = Nothing


33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = No


34. What's getting on your nerves right now = the great many things.


37. Nickname = Dustbin Bieber


38. Relationship Status = single


39. Zodiac sign = Scorpio


40. He or She = He


41. Elementary School =Hin Hua/Tshing Nian


42. High School = SMJK Kwang Hua


43. College = IACT


44. Hair colour = Chocolate


45. Long or short hair = short


46. Height = 175cm


47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yes


48. What do you like about yourself? = my dirty jokes


49. Piercings = no


50. Tattoos = no


51. Right or lefty= LEFTY





FIRSTS:


52. First surgery = no


53. First piercing = no


54. First best friend =


55. First sport you joined = hunt osama bin laden


56. First vacation = Australia!


58. First pair of sneakers = don't remember


59. Eating = ate


60. Drinking = drank


61. I'm about to = sleep


62. Listening to = the chemical brothers-swoon


63. Waiting for = time to bed





YOUR FUTURE:


64. Want kids? = maybe go single


65. Get Married? = maybe go single


66. Career ? = be rich man


WHICH IS BETTER IN A GUY/GIRL:


67. Lips or eyes = both


68. Hugs or kisses= both


69. Shorter or taller = i don't mind...but not too short...not too tall..


70. Older or Younger = i don mind


71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontaneous


72. Nice stomach or nice arms = nice stomach <3


73. Sensitive or loud = sensitive.


74. Hook-up or relationship = BOTH!!!!


75. Trouble maker or hesitant = I'm a spontaneous guy, give me both..haha


76. Kissed a stranger = pretty?


77. Drank hard liquor = yes


78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes


79. Sex on first date = no..==


80. Broke someone's heart = maybe, well, yes?


82. Been arrested = no


83. Turned someone down = yes


85. Fallen for a friend = yes


86. Found yourself talking in your sleep = my mom found out





DO YOU BELIEVE IN:


87. Miracles = no


88. Love at first sight = yes


89. Heaven = no


90. Santa Claus = No


91. Kiss on the first date = No


92. Angels = no






Feel free to tag urself, peeps ! XD



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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Morning.

Had the saddest and weirdest dream ever.


I dreamt that...

In One Piece..

Sanji died...Straw Hat Crew disband...

I cried so hard..


When I woke up..

I can't believe I actually cried...==







Nite.

=.=..

Feel like smacking you...



I asked u a question...simple question...

From 10.30pm..


You farking stalled the question till 11.50pm...

only to tell me u dunno???








End.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

73天。

“ 当你。伤心时。



我一定。带你去散心。







当我。伤心时。



我不需要。你的陪伴。”







“为什么?”





“因为我还很傻咯”





















End.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Erm..lol

Lol..

one random encounter,

one strange affection.






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